Nope we aren’t talking about a big tsunami or an earthquake, though when I get up off the couch it might feel like it. No, the 45 years is coming on Monday. April is my favorite time of the year, because, of course, it isn’t March. March is the worst. March is like the Monday of the year to me. But more importantly April Fool’s is the best holiday ever invented. There is no better day for making someone looking foolish and they just laugh it off. Anyways, I’ve got a lot of bitterness coming soon, so stay tuned, especially for Monday for my annual list of things that make me bitter. Also, just wanted to throw this out there. Someone donated money to my cause, even though it was an April Fool’s Joke, so I’ll just be over here doing what I do best. Planning guilt trips. I’ll be your guilt cruise director. Here are your FREE Friday Bitter Giftures.
When you are 45 this is how you do…
This is how you do…
This is how you do…
This is how you do…
This is how you do…
This is how you…
This is how you…
This is how you…
This is how you…
This is how you…
This is how you…
And finally, this is how you…
So I’m off to be bitter about my last days of 44. Let’s hope that all the bitter moments are recorded so someday, I can do a whole post about just the dumb things I do. Until then, have fun traveling on the SS Guilty Express.
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Bitter The Big One is Coming Ben
I’m not sure which is more me: the dancing guy in the yellow shirt, or the bitter guy taking on the cones and ribbon. A little of each, I guess. J.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ve been told the yellow dancing guy. So that is two votes for him and one for the cone ribbon guy.
LikeLike
Abso-f***ing-Lootely Hilarious!
LikeLiked by 1 person
So, you would say slightly humorous then?
LikeLiked by 1 person
LMAO funny!
LikeLike
That sounds really painful.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Some types of pain are eminently worthwhile. LOL
LikeLike
I just wish my back wasn’t such a pain, and same with my knees and shoulders. Goodness gracious. Getting old sucks.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Aye, my friend…. yes it does…. yes it does!
LikeLike
Why didn’t someone warn me about all that?
LikeLike
It’s a bitter pill to swallow and maybe somebody wanted to spare your feelings.
LikeLike
It’s a good thing that the only feeling I have is bitterness.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re crazy man … I love it. Don’t change. Ever. Roger.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ll try not to be someone else. And change? That is for suckers.
LikeLike
Maybe the key is this: Don’t do any activity alone…unless you are an orangutan.
HUGS!!! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
That might be the advice. I think that might be why I always get in trouble and why I never have a camera filming my stupid moves all the time.
LikeLiked by 1 person
The guy in the yellow shirts has some cool moves!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, way better moves than me.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It takes practice. Get out there, you can be that good! Let bitter motivate you.
LikeLike
If I had any motivation to practice I might. Just kidding, my couch is my motivation.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Take care of that dear couch, once you have one broken in, it’s a keeper.
LikeLike
I think we might have a winner with our new couch. Which of course means we won’t get to use it for a while.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That could cause an atmosphere of bitter.
LikeLike
That is the goal. The bitterness should fill the air.
LikeLiked by 1 person
45 years of bitterness to look back on, It’s almost overwhelming to take it all in at once, so it is best to just pace yourself, and revisit your bitterness in drips and drabs, more on special occasions. Like Gil on the Simpsons says: I’m dancing the best I can. Trouble is, once you learn the steps, they change the music!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, I like to just do one post at a time, because telling you all my bitterness at one time will overwhelm you.
LikeLike
Well, that person may have been the biggest fool of all. I can only hope he is bitter about it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
They were just investing in a really bitter person.
LikeLike
I love that those guys seem perfectly unfazed by cracking open an egg and a fully formed chick flying out.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, it must be something that they do often.
LikeLike