I’m finally starting to watch Parks And Rec, by the recommendation of just about everyone, and you know for a fact it isn’t because of Leslie Knope. Way to optomistic, way too friendly, way too much of a hard worker. Obviously it is for Ron Swanson and Andy. Ron is the perfect example and how it is done. Make sure you have a person blocking all your calls, being okay with a government shut down so you can have three months off from being around people, and meat tornadoes. If you watch the show, you know. And if you don’t, well I guess just watch it or don’t. I don’t care. Also, for the super lazy like me, Andy created the Super Straw, which makes it super easy to drink from a really long ways away. I’m thinking I should get a Super Straw to drink at home from work. Then people might think I’m at work doing something.
This guy learned how to flip…
Come on doggie…
You were so close dude…
This girl was up the stream…
They were so close to being a syncronized swimming team…
Gotta love all the way work that went into…
This isn’t a photobomb…
This kid is just looking…
Now this is what I like to call…
This dog would come in really handy…
This is what it feels like sometimes…
On the epic fail scale…
Now if only I could get a super fork that allowed me to eat piza from a distance. It would be an awesome way to get pizza at lunch without having to move from my desk or couch, and would have the added bonus of freaking out pizza store employees, when a fork entered their store grabbing slices of pizza from their ovens. On the other hand, it would take so long that the pizza would cool by the time it hit the roof of my mouth.
ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
Bitter Super Straw and Fork Ben
The epic ladder fail was so painful to watch that I just had to stop as soon as the gif ended.
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Not as painful as my epic fall from grace of every thing ever.
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LOL. 😀
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Okay Ben, I’ve been reading your blog for some time now, dealing with spelling and grammatical errors and trying to keep my proverbial mouth shut…but you just misspelled pizza….PIZZA! for God’s sake!! Are you okay?
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Of course I did so on purpose. Do your really think I would ever spell pizzza rong?
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I keep watching the dog on the slide…hoping he’ll make it next time, but he never does. Poor poochie.
Never watched Parks ‘n’ Rec and don’t plan on it. There are too many other shows I can’t keep up with because life is too dang busy! Arrrrggghhh! (Which means I get up from the couch on occasion.)
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Stop being so busy with other things besides TV. That is your problem. Ignoring people and life is the bitterest joy of all.
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Ron is the superhero you didn’t know you needed. His daughter is a close second
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I just watched the episode where he was essentially Bobby Knight. Classic. Throwing a chair and everything.
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It’s a really funny show. I think it’s bitter enough for you
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The Ron Swanson sure is. And Dwight Shrute from the Office too.
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Ron Swanson is one the greatest characters in television history.
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Yes, he is. He is a tornado of meat.
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I feel bad for laughing at some of those gifs but LOOOOL. Thank God for cameras. 😂😂
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If only I had cameras surveying my home and others around me, I would be a gif millionaire.
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I’m sore just from watching those fails.
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I found nothing but joy watching them all.
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