I’m always hungry, especially when I’m not hungry. I love eating well past when I am completely full. I always get so mad when I have to go to sleep because that means I have to go like 5 hours without eating. Who has time for sleep when you are trying to eat all the time? It’s like that goodness I wake up at three in the morning, just so I can have my mid sleep sub sandwich or can you imagine how grouchy and bitter I would be? Even more than I am now and that is pretty bad already. Oh, sorry I was supposed to be talking about hungry, like as in ambition. I was about to get there, but had to eat something. Sorry not about that. Anyways, here are the giftures I promise you every single Friday even though you probably don’t deserve them.
This girl right here shows you…
…what happens when you get two ambitious and try to do two things.
This guy gives you some…
…concrete evidence.
For some reason…
…this guy thought it was just fine to slow down just because he had some rope stuck on his legs.
This lady was doing her impression…
…of sports.
These guys mistakenly thought…
…someone hit pause on the bluray player.
This cat has the reflexes…
…of a cat?
These kids have the reflexes of…
…of kids.
Who isn’t a little hungry…
…for some bird?
This guy is going out for the pool team…
…he just hit the 8 ball in the corner pocket.
This horse…
…is trying to fly polo.
Who wants to play…
…crashnastics. They don’t call it crashnicetics.
This guy was just trying to…
…make it much worse.
And just like that…he did. It always nice when you try your hardest to make it a worse day for everyone else. Go out there, and give it a shot. Make the world a bitter place. Make someone a little less shiny. Cause your friend to be a little more your enemy. Alright, after that demotivational talk, I’m a little hungry. Let’s Eat!
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Bitter Wolflike Hunger Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
It is bad that I laughed until I cried over these?! That girl getting smushed by a TV just started it off perfectly, but the chubby shaking kids was where I lost it completely!
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Glad I could help, but I was hoping it would make you bitter. I guess we’ll have to work harder next time.
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The girl in the first video made the mistake of moving an old, bulky tube TV instead of a modern flat screen. The older, stumbling woman made the mistake of thinking she could actually play soccer.
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Yeah, these people and all their mistakes. Good thing I never make any. Actually, I make them all the time, but I am smart enough to make sure they aren’t recorded.
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Amen to that! I, and many of my college chums, are very thankful that there was no social media back then.
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There are just some things that happen in college that no one wants to see on social media.
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Plus, some stuff might be incriminating
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What are you talking about? Nothing to see around here.
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Yeah, that’s it 😀
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The imp in me is laughing loudly!
The mom in me is saying, “Ouch! I hope everyone survived!”
The animal lover in me is saying, “Especially that poor bird!: 😮
Thanks for the laughs, Ben!
HUGS!!! 🙂
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I’m glad I could get you and all your personalities in the same room.
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Okay…pizza again?
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Yeah, sounds good. So I assume you will be having that delivered to me?
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So funny. Thanks for the day brightener!
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Nope I make days darker and bitterer.
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I forgot myself…pardon me Sir (grimacing)
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You better excuse yourself.
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Running away so ashamed.
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Come back with a much more bitter attitude.
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I will, don’t you worry. 🦀
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Good it’s about time.
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I really don’t know where you find these clips – but they’re hilarious! That Horse! 😀
Where would my Friday evening be without your Bitter Laughs? 😀
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I basically film all of these short films, then do all the editing myself. Pretty easy, when I walk by, people just do all kinds of accidental things.
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Egad, you could be RICH by offering folks the choice of paying you or you walking by…
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I hope to start my gif film company with the generous donations of viewers like you.
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hahaha 😀
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It’s a lot of work, but worth it.
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what would life be like without these? )
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Pretty unlivable, I assume.
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Dull?
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