I’ve always been a fan of not light. Light is kind of a jerk when you are trying to sleep. I’m one of those people that has to have it vampire dark for me sleep. Also have you ever been to a city a night? Always blinking, distracting me, trying to get me to sign up for a sign up for a 3.5765% home loan, when I just need to get some food to eat.
Fireworks are cool enough I guess, but a pretty big waste of time and money. For like a million dollars you can see a 5 second spark of light in the air. And when helping my daughter study for her science test, I heard that a light bulb costs 100 joules to put out light, but only gives like 20 joules of light, so most of that is wasted on heat. Waster! At least I only waste 24 hours a day. Like right now, I should be doing something, but instead I am looking for gifs. Speaking of gifs, here are you weekly Bitter Giftures.
Sometimes…
…food can be a little distracting.
That feeling you get when you are trying to do your job…
…and you are just no CENAing straight.
When your kids finally learn how to do a selfie…
…but their grin is still a little cheesy.
When you are still trying…
…to perfect the magic.
When you are trying to get your kid…
…to wake up for school.
Which way did he go…
…which way did he go, George?
Those times when you just need to…
…branch off in other areas.
Hey dude, it’s been fun…
…but I gotta bounce.
Careful…
…or you will go blind.
This guy is an expert level…
…bottle flipper.
Science…
…finally a useful application.
I guess…
…I can let this one slide.
Well, it is off to doing as little as I can in the light. I hope you waste your daylight as much as possible. Let me know in the comments what you do to waste the daylight.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Light Distracted Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I’ve been told I’m vampiral or nocturnal or both. For several reasons.
Oh, and I sleep best when there is no light.
Love the doggie gifs! 😀 Thanks for the laughs! And Happy Whee-kend, BB!
HUGS!!! 🙂
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My wife can sleep in any environment, so she doesn’t mind having the light. When I was in college I used to sleep in a bunk bed and would cover the whole thing with a black blanket and could sleep for hours and almost missed my 1 pm class because of it. Ahh, those were the days.
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That magic guy is GREAT. He nearly passed through that door!
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I think he should take his act on the road. If nothing else, at least we get to see a guy fail over and over and we could call it a comedy show.
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LMAO! 😀
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He would probably make more than both of us combined too.
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Wealthy bastard. 😀
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Yeah, he’s a jerk.
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Its sad isn’t it? You toss em a few pennies and the next thing you know they’re going out and blowing it all on a bubblegum ball out of a gumball machine. I just don’t wanna be responsible for encouraging that kind of thing, you know what I mean? Where will that kind of frivolous spending lead them next? I mean, where will it end? Today bubblegum balls, tomorrow… an entire stick of gum—and with the wrapper still on it! No… I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.
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Next a whole pack of gum. Where does the escalation end?
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A wad of Double Bubble that’s where! And then… POP! 😀
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And then on to the heavier stuff like Big League Chew.
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Joules are for losers!
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I know. I hate when I get joulery for gifts. I especially hate when my wife asks for joulery for gifts.
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I stay in the bathtub until it’s over. Reading my Kindle. In the dark. Cause, people and light and shit.
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As long as there is no light near the bathtub, I feel like it might be worth it. But I prefer the old shower.
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I waste daylight by reading this and other blogs. Come to think of it, sometimes it cuts into nighttime sleeping. That’s a huge waste.
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I sometimes waste time on doing work in the daytime. Talk about a huge waste.
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My daughter thinks light is a jerk too! Sunset at 4pm all year round is her mantra!
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I’m with her. I believe light is only good for getting in people’s eyes and distracting them from doing non-productive things. Sheesh.
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Big fan of the dark, too. Black curtains, brown paper covering the windows. I like hiding out in dimly lit rooms during the sunny hours while I wait for it to get dark. Then I can relax again. Everyone seems to hate when daylight savings ends, excepr for me. I like it when it gets dark early. Makes me so happy.
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I just wish the early morning wouldn’t get so light. I mean, let us party in the dark, man. Quite being such a drag, light.
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Right? I get bummed when we change the clocks back and it gets light at 6 am again. I like it staying dark til 7 or later.
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And in summer time, you might as well get used to the fact that you will never sleep, because it is always light, well before you want to wake up.
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Hey, Ben, why waste all that heat and light on helping your daughter with her homework? Stop hovering and buy her a coal miner’s helmet. She’ll be fine. 😏
Love the giftures.
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Yeah, I totally need to stop helping people with homework, but my wife is concerned with all the F’s for some reason, so she makes me help. I would be glad to hover somewhere else.
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I MUST have complete darkness to sleep but little red and green lights from different things, digital clocks, charger plugged in, etc. I guess I should sleep in a coffin!
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Oh, my gosh, if I wasn’t so claustraphobic, I would totally sleep in a coffin, so as to avoid all light.
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