When I was getting ready to leave work last night, there was a little paper sign on the door. “Halloween party in the break room at 1:30 pm. Prizes for contests, food, etc.” It kind of shocked me, because Halloween just sneaked up on me. Which I know is hard to believe for some people, because I had a co-worker once that told me he started planning for Halloween on November 1st. I was like what??? Until, I realized he starts working on his costume for NEXT year the day after. I guess I’ve never been a big Halloween guy, because dressing up in costumes can sometimes make you uncomfortable. And who needs to wear uncomfortable clothes? Those just make me bitter. Probably like these gifs will make you.
Look how gravity…
…just sneaked up on this little girl.
And how little…
…her diving lessons were used.
And how much of the world…
…this fish wanted to sea.
This cat was as surprised about her shark attack…
…as I was about Halloween.
Now that wasn’t a fall…
…oh wait, there it is.
He’s gonna make it, he’s doing…
….oh thank goodness he didn’t.
All aboard…
…for the concussion train.
You spin me…
…right round baby right round…
In the Game of Thrones…
…he is a Weight Walker.
This is what we call…
…emptying out the storage unit.
She caught something in her net…
…and took him home for dinner.
Apparently, this guy wanted…
…to be in the gymnastics meet.
Well, I hope your Halloween sneaks up on you this year and you only have enough candy for me and you have to give all the rest of the kids toothbrushes or some old granola bars. I’m gonna make sure that is what kids have around our house. Someone has to eat all of this candy and it isn’t going to be the kids. You know for teeth purposes.
ARRRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter Sneaky Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
Oh, that poor fisherman. If only he had been the one who got away. And why don’t rodeo riders wear football helmets, anyway? Yet, good tumblers still make the best gymnastics teachers. 😀
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That kid looked like he was worked on that manbull. I don’t know why they didn’t take he Red Bull away from him before his ride.
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LOL! Ride that man cowboy! 😀
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You know what song would have gone great with that gif. I whip my hair back and forth…
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We turn off all the lights and hide. Not sure if that’s a trick or a treat …
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That is just a good idea. I would have a hard time doing that because I like watching TV and that produces a glow that kids use as a signal to ask for free candy.
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Oh yeah, and even if it’s off there’s the stand-by light … I’m going to have to rethink this. Horrible Halloween. (That was a greeting, by the way … )
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Horrible Halloween to you too. I just think kids need to be a little more understanding of me to not want to give them candy or joy.
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keep on rock’n in the free world
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You know me. Always rocking the roll, with my laying on the couch.
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That cat/shark one is the best thing I’ve seen in ages.
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Yeah, that was pretty amazing. Predator after predator. The cat trying to get the fish gets scared by her predator.
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Someone has to eat the candy?? I’m coming right over!
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I’ll save you some Whoppers and Jolly Ranchers.
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What would Friday be without your Giftures creeping up on me! (Particularly love the fisherman being caught!)
Happy Friday Bitter Ben!
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Yeah, that lady got him good.
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So much so that I had to replay! 😀
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That is the genius of gifs. You get to watch them over and over again if you want to.
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So heroic of you to save the children’s teeth. Kind of like the brave fisherwoman who saved the fisherman from dehydration.
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I am a humanitarian in all the worst ways.
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