I really like the idea of working from home, but only if I’m not actually working from home. I.E. I get paid to do things, but don’t actually do things. I’ve decided that if some people can get money for free on Go Fun Me, so should I. They may say they have a product, or a friend is suffering unimaginable pain, but what about my suffering? I have a real hard time not being on the couch all day. Yet my kids think it is alright to make me get up and take them places like school. Why do they have to be so selfish and want to get educated. And why does my family think that it is necessary for me to want to eat food at the table? That is why couches were invented. So I call upon all people within the internet. Make my life easier by just sending all the money you have to my Go Fun Me. Help me not not suffer the unimaginable pain of getting off the couch. Send Gifs and gifts so I don’t have to leave this couch.
And here are some gifs you will get if you donate….
You will get one free hole…
Speaking of holes…
I will send this crafty young gentleman…
Which can come in really handy…
And for those that like to draw…
And for those that like to…
Or horse around…
Especially since…
So just take one more big step…
A big…
And you will crash…
Whatever you do…
…because it will be a long bumpy ride and no one wants to wear seat belts anymore. They are just so uncomfortable. And I don’t want to crash and burn with my Go Fun Me.
Speaking of which, if anyone wants to be reblogged, let me know, because I do a really good job of sending really negative attention to people’s pages and causing regret. So let me know what post you want ruined by me reblogging and I will sure to blindly reblog without reading or caring what you wrote. I do it every Saturday, so bad luck to all of you!
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Go Fun Me Ben
Ngominhhai252080@gmail.com
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LOL! Still bitter ben, I see! With a great big laugh!
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And always will be Diana. Good to see you around here.
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And that is what we love about you!
Good to be back!
You know how life can get, so busy that it takes us from what we love so much, to write. 🙂
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Yeah, exactly. Why does life think it needs to get in the way of our writing?
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I don’t know! How dare it! 🙂
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Yeah how dare it!
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I have spent the last four months at home recuperating from a triple by pass. I have blogged and read blogs until I am blogged out. I loved your work this morning. It put a smile on my face. I would love for you to reblog me. Look at today’s blog and see if you agree with me or not? You have always been an inspiration to me. Bitterness is in my coffee and on my view screen. What more can a man ask for?
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A man can only ask for a bunch of blogs to really all day. And for a man to be bitter. I will take a look at your blog today and consider reblogging on Saturday.
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The watering hole AND the attack chicken got snort-laughs from me! 🙂
HUGS!!! 🙂
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It is pretty fun for me to find these cause they make me laugh too.
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You do know that working from home entails more than sitting on the couch, right?
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It does? I assume playing games and watching TV is part of it too?
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The watering hole gif is absolutely hilarious.
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I just wonder what that guy is doing in his underwear?
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