Refrigerator running…its mouth.
You know the old adage, “Love hurts?” I’m okay with the heart getting hurt. When some girl cold bloodedly tells you that she has been dating someone else for a little while at the same time and she likes him better. Or when you ask a girl to go steady with a big huge cut out heart because she asked you to a dance, and she says no, making the upcoming dance with her Suuuper awkward.
When it comes to romantic comedies though, why does it seem like the refrigerator is always running? Because it seems like someone is always trying to catch it. Every time you turn around someone is chasing someone. Whether it is a girl chasing a guy to the airport, a guy chasing a girl to a baseball game, or a crowd of girls in wedding dresses chasing a guy down the street. Why so much running? Love should be hard, but it shouldn’t require marathon-like training to do. At a certain point in the running, I would stop, bend over with my hands on my knees, breathing really hard, and just say, “I’m good. If she’s really worth it, she’ll accept my apology when she gets back from France.”
Trained more in this movie than he did for all the Batman movies.
I can’t imagine the training that they put the actors and actresses through in a romantic comedies. I saw less running in Die Hard than I saw in My Best Friend’s Wedding. I saw less running in the Running Man, than I saw in The Bachelor (the old movie, not the ABC reality show) Seriously. Love is hard, but it shouldn’t be physically exhausting. Okay, maybe one part.
Anyways, I think refrigerators should be able to run, but you shouldn’t have to always try to catch it. If they can run away, they can also run back. And they are being paid to do a job, so just sit there and keep my food cold, while I lay on the couch. As much running as dogs do, they do an amazing amount of sleeping on the couch.
ARRRRRGGHHHHH
Bitter Running Fridges Ben
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Ben, you used a lot of words to say you want one of these:
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You are so spot on Samantha. I totally need one of those, so I never have to get up for soda.
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It’s allergy season. My nose is running. Not very romantic. Stick to horror movies. Maybe the old time zombie ones, where the zombies move really slowly and the people are too scared to run. Much more relaxing.
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I find the zombies very chill too. They aren’t the most attractive, but at least they aren’t trying to kill it on the treadmill.
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I’m ok with my fridge running as long as it doesn’t run hot.
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My fridge is always sweating, so I assume he is doing too much running.
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Reblogged this on Typical Jenn.
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the best love doesn’t have to be chased…
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Unfortunately, love in movies isn’t always the best love.
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love in movies is usually lust
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Yeah, probably. But they are attracted by wealth too.
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Bbbut! What if they (the refrigerators) run amok? What then?
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Then they should go out and fetch you dinner and then bring it back nice and refrigerated.
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drop them at the auto shredder…
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That sounds like a tough job for a shredder.
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check this out…https://youtu.be/f_tAJusO944
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Not so tough after all. I saw this dude crush a ball bearing.
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