While the heat continues to plague us, we find ways to beat the heat. Since I have the air conditioning set at arctic temperatures, so I have to sleep in a heavy coat under my comforter, it is okay when I am inside the house. However, for those six seconds between the house and the car are the worst. Oh, and all those seconds in the car when I don’t have air conditioning. Those are kind of miserable. I wish I could put our window fan in the back seat of my car, so I could at least get some air going. But for some reason my car doesn’t have any plug ins. It’s not fancy that way. It must be why my big screen TV and Xbox don’t seem to work in the back seat either.
You are probably wondering why I’m not a big fan of Friday Giftures. It was a pun about being a big fan(you know the one in windows). Get it? Anyways, on to the Friday Giftures.
I often fall asleep…
Reminds me of my ninth dates…
So would you say…
Gonna jump it…
This is why horses…
This is exactly how I would have done it…
That is exactly how I would have jumped…
Exactly how I am at dinner…
Something seems a little fishy…
Exactly how I get out of fences…
Exactly how I am when I get money…
How I am as soon as I get home…
Speaking of couches, stayed tuned for some more not so exciting news…or whatever. I know you all aren’t very big fans (see what I did there), but news is coming nonetheless.
Bitter Not a Big Fan Ben
That cat! That’s literally how I jump…..pathetic 😂 hope the job hunt ends soon my friend. For now, enjoy some pizza and the eclipse?
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I thank you Lennon, I’m sure tired of looking for jobs all the time. I am totally needing a manager like you that would understand my true talents, laying on the couch and eating pizza.
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The backseat of your car sounds like a bummer, Ben! 😮
Love your Friday Giftures! 😀 I laughed so much I got all hot and perspire-y! 😛
Some of those Giftures express exactly who you are…except not really. Right?!?! 😛
I went to college (in Phx, AZ) in The Dark Ages (Yes, it was difficult to walk around campus and find my classrooms. You know, it being so dark and all.) and I didn’t have AC in my car, so I just rolled down all of the car windows and drove fast. The air coming in the windows and hitting our sweaty faces was like AC…except not as cool. 😀
HUGS!!! 🙂
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Yeah, not having air is the worst. I can’t stand this stupid car that doesn’t have air. At least it has heat so I don’t have to freeze in the winter.
I went to college in the dark ages too!
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Oh god I felt that kid’s pain (last one)..
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I don’t feel other people’s pain. Other people’s pain feeds my bitter soul.
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Bahaha! Schadenfreude.
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Yes, one of my favorite words.
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You should get it tattooed….
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Uh, I would, but tattoo’s hurt and stuff.
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Pfft. Tell that to my tattoos.
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So do you have dancing tattoos like Maui. Or talking ones? If that were the case I could definitely talk to your tattoos and tell them that.
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Only the ones with mouths talk 😏
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I would be pretty annoyed if I had tattoos that talked to me. I prefer people not do that to me.
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What about the voices in your own head? They’re the worst right.
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Yeah, they are talking to me 24/7 and that isn’t cool at all.
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Is the last one sadism or a cool trick gone wrong?
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That is just a cool trick for the benefit of us.
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This was great. Especially the dolphin.
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These seriously got me today. The cat jumping cracked me up, then there was the money guy! 😀 I can relate to both of those…and the guy going through the gate, too.
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I know. The cat jumping so much reminds me of how I am jumping these days.
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Well, I’m certainly not a big fan or Friday Griftures! I mean, these people just do the same thing over and over again!
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But doesn’t that remind you of me. I do the same blog post over and over again.
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This is true…
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The bitter truth.
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I’m not such a big fan, either, since these Gifs have never moved when I read on my phone or tablet. But it’s all good. I just read between the Gifs.
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That must make you so bitter. Please tell us more about how your gifs don’t move.
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I don’t know. I’m actually so sweet that I could probably never become bitter. But yeah – they never move. Sometimes, they don’t even load.
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Yeah, I think you should probably consider becoming bitter about it. Fight the sweetness!
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That dolphin one seriously got me today lol
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I knew you would like that one. Just kidding. I had no idea.
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