It’s not everyday when there are big bitter annoyances that happen like traffic accidents, or annoying co-workers talking to you all day. It’s on those days when you need to search out for the little things that annoy you. Sometimes you just have to be thankful for the mosquitoes buzzing in your ear, or the hair that is slightly out of place or the Wi-Fi being just sketchy enough to slow your progress down slightly. When the little things start adding up, that is how you become entirely bitter on a regular basis. It’s the little things that count. So with ado, here comes your Bitter Friday Giftures.
When the drive-thru is…
…just out of reach.
Or when you just want to survive the snowstorm…
…and the skiiers are in your way.
When your face is so good at catching…
…the ball.
Those days when you keep everyone safe…
…except yourself.
Or when you become a world class goalie…
…like your hero Scott Sterling.
Or those days when you aren’t included…
…in others pools parties.
Or that time when someone teaches…
…you how to do the nunchucks.
Or those days when co-workers…
…are super helpful.
Or that time when everything seems to be going right…
…until right at the end.
Or that time when you are eating ice cream…
…and brain freeze kicks in.
Or that time you are trying to prank someone…
…and the joke is on you.
Or you are trying to give out your hand…
…and no one even wants that.
Remember it is the little moments in life that will get you through to the bigger moments of bitterness. So get out there and get bitter.
ARRRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter Little Moments Ben
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Probably. I urge you to try.
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I would but I’m not so good at trying.
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Hahahaha, I don’t even have a favourite this week, they’re all great! Aww, that kitty though ❤
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Yeah, that cat was super charming into its brain freeze. I wonder if a panda would have the same reaction.
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Brain freeze cat. Beautiful.
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Yes, it is comforting to know that other’s get the same infirmities that we do.
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HA! This made me snort-laugh! 😀
Thank you! 😛 and Happy Whee-kend!!! 😀
HUGS,
Carolyn 🙂
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Yes, I always get the most laughs when I write the least. That’s the life of a bitter writer.
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HA! 😛
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That’s why Fridays are the best.
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Hey, Ben!
BTW: I like to write humorous blog posts…and sometimes I post my poems or short stories.
If you wanna’ check out my WP site it is on private, but you can request access and I can let you join in on my silliness! 🙂
Thanks!
HUGS,
Carolyn 🙂
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It is not often that someone on private lets me through. I appreciate it. I wouldn’t expect someone so bitter to be allowed through the magical gateway.
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You’re welcome!
(I just keep it private to keep it manageable. But I enjoy making new WP friends. Especially people who make me laugh. 😀 And your blog posts make me laugh!) 🙂
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Have you allowed me through your gateway yet? I’ve tried a few times, but keep getting denied. Guess your privacy guard doesn’t like bitter people!
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I have! Under Reading Settings it says you have access to my site. You are in the list of people who can read my site.
Not sure what’s going on. ???
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I just checked again. I’m now on the site! I even left a like on your latest post! Not bad eh?
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Not bad at all, eh! 😀
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Not so bad, no.
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I just now tried to send you an invite (thought I’d try it that way) to bensbitterblog.wordpress.com
And it said “WordPress.com username does not exist or is not valid”
???
Can you click on my username in your comment section and see what happens?
Thanks!
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Yeah, I’m in. Just needed to be patient I guess, which I’m not very good at.
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lol……thanks for the laughs.
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I hope you got a little bitter, along with your laughs.
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Well, I suddenly feel like my life is much better than I thought 5 minutes ago. Thanks man!
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I’m always glad to help people be more bitter, even if it takes me having more problems in order to make people more better.
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Too bad its Friday. I’m looking forward to Monday bitterness.
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Yeah Monday bitterness is always really fun, but not near as much as Tuesday.
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I personally enjoy Thursday Bitterness…but that’s just me!
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Thursday is one of the better days, because that means it’s almost Bitter Friday Giftures.
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You know how I love me some griftures.
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You are such a grifter, so I know you do.
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I thought I was dying and my life was flashing in front of my face….LOL.
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My life flashes before my eyes all the time. I guess I should stop running in front of cars in traffic.
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Not to mention those drive up ATMs that are too low, too high or too far back for anyone to possibly reach…another reason to have one of those gadgets people use to pick up things off the ground without bending down….
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I know. Money is kind of important and it should be a little easier to rob other people’s money.
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I call those gadgets ‘my wife’.
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My wife is really good at spending all my money too.
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Nah, thanks, but I prefer to accept the little annoyances in stride and keep on dancing merrily through life. 😄 Happy Friday, Ben!
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Dancing merrily sounds like a lot of work. I think I would have a hard time making it through a merry dance, without a lot of wheezing.
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