Is it just me or are weddings the worst? I was involved in one in which I was one of the main characters and that was bad enough. I had to wear formal things, I had to attend this all day event in which people were making a fuss about me, and I had to talk to a bunch of strangers, all which claimed that they were now my family, but really they are still strange and strangers for the most part. The worst is when you have to attend other people’s . The constant picture taking, the terrible food and the constant barrage of people just make you want to drive your car with terrible tire troubles off a cliff. Anyways, I’m sure almost all of you are somehow involved in some sort of wedding this summer and I feel for all of you as much as I feel for myself this weekend. And yeah, more to come later this summer too. Let’s just look at some giftures to help relieve the pain….
Hey Ben, do you want to go to a wedding?…
Hey, what do you want me to do with the pictures…
Do you think you are making me go to the wedding…
What should we do with Drunkle Ned…
Let’s put these two at the same table…
And for your dinner this evening…
Let’s see if we…
Let’s try not to…
Uhh, looks like someone…
And now for the entertainment…
Make sure you bring you lovely toddler…
And last but very much the least…
Whatever you do, make sure you bring your bitter to the weddings you go to this weekend, and hopefully the word will spread and you won’t be invited back again. We can only hope.
ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Wedding Blisters Ben
You were ‘one of the main characters…’ Wait, you were the priest? Did you drink too much?
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I am not a main character in anything I do. Not even my own life.
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“Staring contest” – Brilliant pun!! :’)
And an awwww for the panda ❤
I (luckily) haven't been to many weddings in my life. They're always so official and there's never any room for spontaneity or fun.
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I pretty much included the panda because I knew you would like it.
You are so lucky that you haven’t been to many of them. They are the worst. Avoid them at all costs.
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All I have to say about weddings and the people getting married – they will be sorry!!!
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Seriously. They will be bitter.
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I died lost it watching the guy at the top of the stairs and then died laughing when he went downstairs. He must have been plastered from attending a wedding.
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Probably a wedding. I was known to do stupid stuff after the bitterness of the weddings I’ve gone to.
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Haha, yep… wedding are definitely a kind of pay-it-forward deal.
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Maybe more of a tactic of torture. The one we went to lasted all day, and I even had to lift my finger from time to time to help. There went any hope of video games for the weekend.
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Weddings, and festivals where it is the social convention to celebrate
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Bahaha! Nice. I’ve ducked weddings for 16 years. The last one I went to was my own. Kinda HAD to go to that one.
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How unfair is that? I had to go to mine AND a bunch of others. The worst.
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My grandpa always said on their anniversary he kicks the church.
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That is a great idea. Sounds like something i need to do too.
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That looks like coffee, not cake.
I am not a fan of going to weddings. The last one I went to was completely anxiety inducing because I was good friends with the bride, but her parents hated my guts.
Lucky there was an open bar. 🙂
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Awesome how your good friends with the bride, but can’t stand the parents. It seems like no matter what kind of wedding you go to, there is going to be a bitter rival that you will have to deal with.
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It was weird. Her mother was in charge of the invitations, and when my friend found out I hadn’t gotten one, she blew a gasket. I magically got one in the mail two days later. When I went, her parents were overly awkwardly nice. Like her dad would come over and put his hand on my shoulder and her mom would grab my hand and pet it when talking to me. Mind you this is the ritzy part of Atlanta and her parents are looooooooooooaded. Like lambchops, a 20gal bucket of Iced shrimp and open bar.
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Sounds like they didn’t approve of your because you didn’t have a Scrouge McDuck vault and a Gold Plated Helicopter.
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Probably…
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Well, at least it’s over. I’ve got mine this weekend.
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I love weddings. I love wedding cakes. Those vows though…is that really necessary?
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Ugggh, weddings are the worst. And the worst was that all I wanted for my wedding was a good cake and even that was screwed up. My wife had a friend who “was practicing” on their cake technique, so we had a leaning tower of cake. In the wedding pictures (taken by my sister in law) shows a hand holding the cake up in the background.
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Lol! That would make me so bitter.
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It did make me bitter. I believe I deserve a piece of good cake that isn’t leaning to the right.
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At the very least. 🙂
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And it was as bad as I thought it would be. It was an all day thing that never seemed to end.
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Ha! That’s what happens at weddings!
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I get it if it is your wedding, but when it is someone else’s it should cease to exist. I call that all weddings have to be elopes.
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Excellent idea. Save that money for a roof over your head right?!
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Roof over the head, and more importantly a couch beneath me. And a TV in front of me.
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🙂
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hahaha that counter one! and the stairs one! Epic. I really do hate weddings. And I hate the loving speeches the most. Especially when the husband says corny things about his new beautiful wife and how he can’t wait to live his whole life with her. He doesn’t know. He hasn’t been in the trenches yet. He doesn’t know anything that fool!
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Yeah, people slipping on things are pretty much awesome. I love the pogo stick one all over his plate. I’m getting pretty bad at the captions though. Maybe I will have some sort of contest where people can give their best captions for gifs.
Yeah, husbands and wives have no idea what they are getting themselves into. Though now that I have completely made myself useless with not being able to pay a bill, I will be in big trouble if she ever dies on me.
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Bubble wrap her. And buy life insurance.
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That is a great idea. With my luck, her life insurance with expire right before she dies, so I’ll get nothing.
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😀
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Weddings are horrible. I rank them right up there with any variety of shower, graduations, and funerals.
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Yeah, why do we have to go to them? Don’t they have enough weirdo’s going to them that can just fill in for us?
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