Congratulations to the Darkest Fairytale, you just became the newest and bitterest member of the internet, IE you just became my 9000th WordPress follower. Do you know what this means? It means…
It also means that we have to do at least 9000 gifs today for Friday Giftures. Ugh, it’s going to be a long night, but I think we can do it. Here we go….
It’s early…
…could you not wake me up with your computer destroyings?
I mean really…
…could you stop horsing around?
Okay I admit. it was fun at first…
…but now it is getting ridiculous.
I don’t wanna work…
…I just want to bang on the folders all day.
Then I want to…
…do dangerous things for fun.
But then I gotta go…
…because breaking stuff is cool.
Oops…
…gotta go. Boss is coming, gotta pretend to be working.
Alright, coast is clear…
…let’s go to the pool.
Oh shoot, co-workers are messing with me…
…gotta get my revenge.
How do you feel about that Batman…
…cool.
Late in the day…
…gotta take a nap…whoa time to wake up!
Oh, just one more thing before I go….
….Hi-Yah!
Annnd, as usual I have fallen well short of my expectations. Sorry, that was only 12. So I guess, you will all just have to use your imaginations and figure the rest. As for me, I’m headed out to get some pizza or whatever.
ARRRGGHHHHHHH
Bitter 9000 Times a Day Ben
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Congrats!!! 🙂
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Thanks, Erin!
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I hold no jealousy toward your for your 9000…only bitterness. Seriously though, congrats.
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If there is something I can do that will make you more bitter, I will go to the ends of the earth to do it. Or at least to the end of the couch.
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I love the late in the day gif. However, I also love the idiot in the stockroom cruising on the cart. Once again, why would people do things like that? It will just end in bitterness and tears. 9000 followers? You are like a social media guru now.
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More like a social media Gru. The girl karate kicking, yeah. That one is what I think we all dream of doing to bosses that give us work late on Fridays.
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Yes! That last minute project that forces us to postpone our weekend. That makes me extremely bitter.
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Postponed weekends are the most infuriating, and bitter experiences ever.
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Well, you were really, really close.
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I tried my worst.
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Congratulations – well done!
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I excel at bitterness, that’s for sure.
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Congrats on 9000 followers! Your bitterness will soon have infected all and will take over the World.
Having said that, does Trump happen to be a follower of yours, by any chance? 0:)
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I know right? Since I’m at least at .00001% of the population, it will be no time before I have the rest. I keep thinking Trump should be, but he keeps not following and not recommending people to read it.
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Congrats! love the GIFs lol
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I also enjoy gifs of people failing or angry at work. Work is so much the worst.
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Lol agreed!
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May people always have cameras, and may people always fail while being filmed.
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😂😂😂YES!
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Thank goodness cameras are getting so omnipresent and people are getting omnistupid.
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Congratulations! That’s a bitterific accomplishment!
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Yep. What makes me even more bitter is the fact that I haven’t made a cent from any of those people. Arrrgghhh.
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9000 times “meh!”
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Exactly. The only people getting excited about 9000 are the Dragon Ball Z people. And Oprah.
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Congrats on your 9000 Bitter followers. Here’s to making it a full round 10,000! Whoot! 😀
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All I need to do is convert some really shiny, happy people into bitter folks. Not easy. Not easy at all.
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Aargh, you got there before me! Still, congrats! 🙂
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Where are you at? I’m sorry I beat you. Next time I will be slower.
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Bombay, India. No worries, Ben, drowned my angst in a pint of bitters! 🍻 😊 Take care, have a good weekend 👍
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I just meant how many followers. Though Bombay, India sounds great too.
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Hey, I’m not counting, so I don’t know. Am just happy to be here!
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Sounds like you are on the opposite end of the spectrum from bitterness.
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😊
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CONGRATULATIONS!!! Share your tips and tricks, Bitter Ben!
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My tips and tricks are pretty simple. You must be totally bitter and just want to be left alone for once, write about it, think that people will leave you alone, get 9000 followers, and become even more bitter. Rinse and repeat.
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Gosh, dang it! (Am I getting warm?)
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Well, if you would get that smile off your face that would be a good start. A resting bitter face is where things all start.
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You have 9,000 WP followers?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How does that even happen? I have reached just over 800 followers and that took two years and blood, sweat, and tears. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG.
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Um, I guess you need 5 years of being bitter, lazy, and occasionally writing stuff on your blog to get to 9000. And maybe paying someone a 5 spot.
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Got it 👌
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So join the bitter revolution and you will be well on your way to bitter legendary status.
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Congrats on 9000. Well deserved.
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It took all the bitterness I could muster. Just kidding, I have way more to muster.
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Congratulations!
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It only took 5 years and some change. I wonder how long it will take to get to 10 grand. Another 50 years?
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Probably 😂
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At least that much time. When I am 6 feet below the earth and even more bitter.
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