If I was a wrestler, then I would probably wear a mask and be the Bitter Brawler or something like that. I just assume that people really wouldn’t want to see what is under the mask. I pretty much wouldn’t be a champion, and I certainly would be a villain, but definitely the least popular one, only brought out when all the other villains were busy or injured. Anyways, I think this week needs to be pinned down like a Pinterest board or whatever they do on Pinterest.
Time to gifture it up…
Get over here…
…fertilizer!
Now this is a pinata…
…that I could get on board with.
Save the children…
…just kidding throw him..
Her weakness…
…is carbs.
Her weakness…
…is bananas.
And her weakness…
…is big football field goals speeding toward her.
This guy was just taking the hard way…
…to sitting in the chair.
This guys weakness…
…is thinking too hard about things.
This kids weakness is…
…laser pointers.
Hey kid…
…water you thinking?
If at first you don’t fail…
…fail, fail again.
Freeze….
…unfreeze.
Let’s go ahead and stick a pin in this one. May your weekend be even worse than your upcoming Monday.
ARRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Pinned Down Ben
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Where do you find these giftures that increase the sales for antidepressants?
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I’m sure I find them on antidepressants.com or some other depressed website.
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That is some charming snakes.
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If you were a wrestler, your signature move could be the “bitterfly,” whereby you climb to the top of the ropes and howl with disappointment, disabling your opponent with hopelessness.
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And then fall flat on my face and scream out in bitterness. Uggh.
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This is just what the doctor ordered for a great start to the weekend. Assuming I can stop laughing. Thanks for the lift in my spirit.
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That was not my intention at all. I was trying to make people bitter. I fail again!
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“Water you thinking?” Dying over here.
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I use that one all the time at home. My kids would roll their eyes at that one or just ignore me.
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It probably will be but thanks for your vote of confidence!
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You’re welcome, always glad to help your confidence go into the tank!
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That fall out of the pickup & the fertilizer gifs are classic. Other’s bitterness is our gain.
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Absolutely. People that aren’t you and me really need to get outside doing things so I can have more giftures.
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