A lot of people think of doors as a way to get into a better situation. Some people think of doors as a way to protect themselves from the outside world. But we know what they are really for. They are the introverts best friend. Not only do they keep the bad people out (others), but they speak volumes for introverts.
Mad as heck? Slam that door! Have a huge blowout fight? Slam it! Bitter about a meetings? Slam it in their face! Lose a big game in the last second? Slam it. Slam it real good. And the best part is many gifs come from slammed doors. Speaking of gifs, let’s get to it.
Too bad the door wasn’t doing its job…
…by keeping that guy out.
This guy looks like he’s had a few too many…
…doors to the face.
This guy will forever be running…
…from words and doors.
This guy looks like…
…he learned how to be lazy from me.
This guy learned about boomerangs…
…in a most enjoyable way for me.
This guy should never have left his door open…
…or left his car running.
This is what happens…
…when you mistake a door for a window.
Well, at least there is one good thing…
…about Pumpkin patches.
I’m just going to reach down…
…and pretend I have to tie my shoe.
And reaching down to tie another’s shoe…
…gets you stuck in the pit of despair.
I hate when I get myself stuck…
…isn’t it adoor-able.
The best way to avoid the puddles…
…a nice short taxi ride.
Just remember, when a door closes somewhere, a window opens…just kidding. Another door slams in your face. If you don’t believe that, feel free to come to my house and I will be glad to slam the door in your face. Have a bitter weekend!
ARRRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter A-Door-Able Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I love the boomerang. So funny the way it came back around to smack the other guy in the face. Good times.
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Who knew that bottles had the ability to do such things? I need one like that.
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Me too. I would never tell anyone to duck either.
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I mean why make someone duck when there is so much to be gained by not telling them.
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Exactly!
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Gee, hope I never get on your bad side.
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I hope I never get on my badside either. It can be quite scary.
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I have to hand it to the guy who was able to chase the car down, some folks will do anything to “close the door”. 🙂
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As will I. I will shut an elevator on someone and not even think twice about it. BTW, I see you shut your Facebook down again. 😐
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O I have no problem shutting elevator doors or waiting until I can have thd elevator all to myself so I don’t have to smile or be polite. :). Yes I shut down FB are you bitter about it? :)(
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Pretending to be polite or start a conversation is the worst. Thanks a lot, for the shutting down of the Facebook, now I’m talking to emptyness when I send you all this info.
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You were anyone…see the blank stare in these eyes? 🙂
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Yeah, I recognize that blank stare. It’s familiar because I see that one in the mirror every morning and I feel it whenever someone talks to me.
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anyway,not anyone…see what I mean.
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Yeah, sure, uh huh, I’m totally listening to you with my blank stares right now.
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