I know you people are pretty bad at watching my YouTube videos, as evidenced by the really low amount of people that watched and commented on my videos I did about 1 or two years ago, and the extremely low amount of viralness they have achieved in the YouTube realm, so now that I’ve scolded you for your lack of attentiveness to my fame and fortune, I’m going to give you all another chance. Not that you won’t blow this one, but I have little faith in humanity, so I know you will all do just fine at failing to do what I tell you to do.
Here goes anyways. So there is this guy who I’ve never met and he is doing a class project about a blog that he finds bitter. Or course, as the world’s leading authority on bitterness, he chose to write me and ask if he could get more info on my blog and how it started (you know, because he was forced to do it for his class.)
Being the bitter person I am, I waited a while before answering, because I had all kinds of things to do (play video games, lay on couch), but eventually I answered. Well, come to find out, he did a YouTube video. And it was about the most famous bitter person, and also Louis CK. So maybe it was about him mostly, but I’m in the video (taken from one of the videos I did that you all ignored). So, don’t do this as a favor to me (because of course you don’t owe me anything), but do it for him. Make him go viral (and by him I mean me). But whatever. Or at least watch the video.
Alriiighhht.
Anyways, it is up at the top, so go back there and watch it. Got it?
ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Later Ben
And that should be WORD not world. ARGH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>see how bitter I have become.
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You should probably look into fixing auto correct. Like maybe not even using it.
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That has made me bitter. VERY bitter.
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I bet it has. I’m so glad it worked out for your bitterness.
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ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You spelled ARRRRGGGHHH wrong too. I guess you need a new spell check.
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Crap….
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Yep. Time to step it up and learn more.
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Yeah I am bitter that you are meeting Louis CK because I forgot to include score after the world movie. ARGH
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I am bitter that it has taken me and him this long to get together. It is time for the Masters of Bitterness to meet.
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It has been time. It is like Highlander for the bitter people.
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Yep, just like the Highlander. The Highlander with Stephen Merchant in it.
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That would be …..interesting. I don’t know if Stephen can wield a broad sword.
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He is tall, but doesn’t look like he could like weights very much, similar to me.
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You are right. He is 6ft 7 in.
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He should be in the NBA doing stuff, not acting and being awkward.
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Yeah. I am thinking Stephen is more a badminton type guy.
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Yeah, those tall arms would dominate the badminton court.
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Most definitely!
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He would be the king.
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You and Louis CK? This is going to be something. I watched the trailer and loved the fact that you used the movie from Interstellar. It really amped up the epicness of this event.
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I didn’t make that video. It was someone else who likes my blog enough to want to study it for his class as well as make videos with me and Louis CK for an assignment. Makes me bitter that it isn’t making me famous though.
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Start tweeting the vid at Louis CK. One of 2 things will happen. He will like it or restraining order….bitter.
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I figure the restraining order. So, I assume he will want to meet me after he gets the restraining order.
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That is one way to think of it.
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I am always thinking about things at least one way.
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So funny!!
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I actually can’t wait to meet Louis CK. What an honor to meet someone so bitter!
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That’s a damn good trailer to the live event!!!
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I’m hoping this makes me pretty famous. I mean rich. Don’t care about fame.
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Okay, okay, I’ll put a like on it…but it will be a bitter like.
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That is all this guy is asking for (this guy being me).
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Watched it. What name is it under on Youtube?
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It is called “Live Bitterness: Get Ready for Bitter Ben And Louie CK to Complain About Everything”. Go comment on it, so he can get more viral.
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