This week has just been…uggh. I should have expected that though, as it is my least favorite month of the year. The rejections came fast and furious, usually waiting for just the right moment. I get some sort of momentum going then, Schreechhhh! It’s comes to a halt by just a few stupidly placed words on a rejection email. I watch a movie this week on Netflix about two girls robbing a train. It was ridiculous. But not near as ridiculous as this week has been. Since my bitterness is at an all time high high high high high high (or however that song goes) I thought I would share my lack of momentum by showing you other’s lack of momentum in gifture form. Presenting…your gifs..
Let’s just hang out here…
…in the water.
Buy me some popcorn and Cracker Jacks…
…I don’t care if I ever get smacked.
Jump around…Jump around…
…make sure you fall down…
Wood you like to come watch me…
…kick it?
You know when you think you know exactly where you are going…
…and then you see a detour sign appear?
The sign is absolutely correct…
…someone is a little slow.
Why go full out to hurt yourself…
…when you only need to do a half flip to hurt yourself.
Don’t you hate it…
…when you are mistaken for a socker ball?
This is why I prefer…
…not to face my problems head on.
This is like a baseball treat…
…double header…
No rest for the weary…
…in the rest room.
This must be a stunt guy…
…for the Fast and Furious…
May your weekend be as disastrous as your week was. I’m out.
ARRRRRGHHHHH
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Haha, those two bumping their heads :’) If you see it happen, why experience it yourself? :’)
And that poor woman in the water… At least the mayor puts his necklace down – I think in an attempt to jump in and save her. Aww.
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It looked like he was almost going to jump in, then probably called a lifeguard, cause he wasn’t going down like that.
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The guy on the bathroom door was my favorite. 🙂 I’m so sorry you’re getting rejected. Been there and done that a few times. Has linked in had any prospects for jobs? It helps to network but I’m sure you already know that. You’re looking at customer service right?
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It’s almost getting humorous now. In the amount of rejections and the way they do it. No, I’m trying to ditch customer service, not only because I’m bad at it, but because it is not my jam. I’m a creative person and not having that ability throughout the days kills my spirit. I’m trying to get into social media.
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Well, I wish you luck. No doubt you would be good at it!
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Thanks Lennon. At least you believe in me.
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I would reach out to some vendors but it wouldn’t be social media related…more sales/customer service stuff. You’ll find something, just hang in there 😌
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I know. I’m just growing so bitter and impatient about it. Uggh.
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We love your bitterness 😂
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Appreciate it. You are the best.
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What was that guy doing in the restroom? Doesn’t he know it’s not a rock climb? I also loved Stephen Merchant leaping over chairs only to get blocked by that guy. Do you know what movie that is from? The ice skater getting a face plant into the door jam was pretty wicked awesome. Then you had the nimrod attempting to leap from a coil mattress? Didn’t he stop to think that his shoe might get caught?
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No, what movie was it? That Stephen Merchant is pretty fricking funny. Yeah, that skater making a face plant was pretty much the best .
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It was!
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Did you figure out the movie yet?
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Not yet…..
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I’m going to IMDB. This is driving me crazy.
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Let us know…..
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I think it is an HBO show he is doing called Hello Ladies.
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I loved that show! Yeah, it ended a couple of years ago.
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That is a bummer. So do you remember him doing the climbing thing in the show? How could you have not know about this?
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I don’t know why I didn’t remember it, lol.
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Probably because it was so funny you were laughing too hard to remember.
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More than likely.
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Soooo, about 49% then?
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Hmm, I’m wondering if you work in accounting or somewhere that tax season hits hard (since it’s your least favorite month).
And I’m laughing WAY too hard at that kangaroos kicking a kid across the room.
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I used to work for a company that had their fiscal year end at the end of March. I liked April not only because it was my birthday, but because fiscal year end was over. And April Fool’s is kind of the best.
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Ah okay… I have an accountant friend who dreads every April and you made me think of her.
Happy birthday! Soon, at least. 🙂
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I love April. It’s March Bitterness that gets me every year. When I start working for someone else, it might be sometime different.
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