I’ve never been much of a St. Patrick’s Day guy because I don’t like being told what color I’m supposed to wear, and I don’t like people in my personal space trying to pinch me. And if they pinch me, I should be growing an inch, not because I forgot to wear green. Plus, when was the last time we got the day off for St. Patrick’s Day? According to my watch, not once. Also, Lucky Charms aren’t that good and I haven’t been able to find any gold at the end of the rainbow, so booo. Anyways, here are the Giftures.
It’s going to give you a slight little…
…SMACK ON THE FACE! TRICKED YOU!
So what I’m going to need you to do is…
…bike as fast as you can right under that thing.
Alright for your tryouts this week…
…we’re going to need you to do a sumersault into a triple rollover into the pool.
Let’s observe him…
…as he walks right into the pole.
Alright dear, what do you think of your haircut…
…awesome, she’s speechless.
Alright let’s Segway to our reporter on the street…
…literally.
Let’s get one of those street floppers to sell our cars…
…or just get some people to do it for us.
Which one of these…
…is not like the others?
Pretty impressed…
…that the kid took the punch better than the toy.
Sometimes it is easier to run through your obstacles…
…than jump over them.
When the background…
…is way more interesting than the foreground.
Let’s just finish it out with…
…pizza and video games.
Have a Bitter St. Patrick’s Weekend. Gotta go get rejected by jobs!
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Bitter St. Bentrick’s Day Ben
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Poor concert dad. Must have been One Direction.
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Yeah, reminds me of every concert I’ve never been to of One Direction. My One Direction would have been out the exit.
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word
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Word to your mutha. – Bel Biv Devoe
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If you say so.
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Bel Biv Devoe says so.
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It’s driving me out of my mind.
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It’s making me Poison.
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Ahahaha, kids do such funny things :’) I think I’ll be giving my sister a camera for her birthday this year >:)
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That would be an awesome idea. And just let them do things all day and you will be able to have gifs galore.
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The only bitterness I had on St. Patrick’s Day was the taste the green food dye gave my beer. I like your gifs though. Nice blog.
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I believe there was a bitter taste to my potatoes we had on St. Patrick’s, so maybe In need to eat those before they start growing eyes.
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I always look like that one guy whenever I am in public. Also, running over obstacles takes less energy. You could apply that theory to job hunting. Tell people they will hire you. Be proactive.
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Or just go into companies and tell them that I will fit in very well as the bitter complainer that every company needs. I will not waste time pretending to come in and try to fit in, pretend to work hard, or “do my best”. I will be bitter from day one, and fill that company role.
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Every successful corporation needs bitter employees.
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And every bitter person needs co-workers to annoy.
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All good ones, but the little girl with the haircut really cracked me up. Smile —> WTF?! 🙂
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I thought the disappointment on her face was priceless. Future bitter girl in the making. Just need a few more bad haircuts.
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Besides – green is one of those colors that makes some of us look really bad.
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And then there is me who looks bad in every color.
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Happy (or shall I say bitter?) St. Patrick’s day, my friend. Love your Friday Giftures!
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I appreciate it my awesome writer friend. I hope you have a good one too.
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Happy St. Bitter Patrick’s Day 😃
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I got pinched a lot because I didn’t wear green…on purpose. Oh well, getting pinched makes me bitter, so you know.
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Happy St. Patty’s Day Ben. I will be wearing green, and I don’t like those comments about redheads and green clothes making me look like a Christmas tree…makes me bitter and a little mean.
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I wish I could have thought to make those comments to you, so you would be bitter to me, but alas, I’m also a day late and a penny short.
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