I’m not sure where that expression came from. I have been shaving since I was 14, and I’ve never had a close shave. I’ve had shaves that have cut, bruised, bled, caused multiple blood spots, and splotches, but never had one close. And for goodness sakes, I shave all the time and somehow it never seems to stop coming back. Am I right? Well, just like shaving, the gifs always come back on Fridays. I’m so sorry about that (not at all)…
This guy couldn’t comeback…
…even against the refs.
This guy had the horns…
…and was kind of a bull..y.
This guy wasn’t even close…
…to getting a win.
This dog is taking on…
…tortoise against the hare approach.
This kid was so close…
…to a catastrophe.
This kids were so close…
…to not going to awkward town.
This lady was so close…
…to figuring out how doors work.
This skier was so close…
…to striking back against the Empire.
This girl was so close…
…to running in the ice and snow.
And this burrito…
…was just really close to the camera.
This guy was so close…
…to getting enough ketchup on his burger.
And this girl was so close…
…to nailing her perfect landing.
Here’s to everyone getting so close on all their accomplishments and goals this weekend. The bitterest cut of all is almost achieving your dreams.
ARRRGGHHHH
Bitter Close Shave Ben