I’m not sure where that expression came from. I have been shaving since I was 14, and I’ve never had a close shave. I’ve had shaves that have cut, bruised, bled, caused multiple blood spots, and splotches, but never had one close. And for goodness sakes, I shave all the time and somehow it never seems to stop coming back. Am I right? Well, just like shaving, the gifs always come back on Fridays. I’m so sorry about that (not at all)…
This guy couldn’t comeback…
…even against the refs.
This guy had the horns…
…and was kind of a bull..y.
This guy wasn’t even close…
…to getting a win.
This dog is taking on…
…tortoise against the hare approach.
This kid was so close…
…to a catastrophe.
This kids were so close…
…to not going to awkward town.
This lady was so close…
…to figuring out how doors work.
This skier was so close…
…to striking back against the Empire.
This girl was so close…
…to running in the ice and snow.
And this burrito…
…was just really close to the camera.
This guy was so close…
…to getting enough ketchup on his burger.
And this girl was so close…
…to nailing her perfect landing.
Here’s to everyone getting so close on all their accomplishments and goals this weekend. The bitterest cut of all is almost achieving your dreams.
ARRRGGHHHH
Bitter Close Shave Ben
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You found my dog! D:
Okay so I don’t have one. But if I did, it’d be just like that husky. Cute AND smart (and literally slow, but still – he’s not getting tired).
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So you want a dog huh? You would be the best dog owner. Me on the other hand, not so much. I would be overburdened with all the food and the taking care of it thing. I can barely take care of myself.
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I don’t have time for a dog, to be honest. Or the space. Plus I have gerbils and I want them to get some attention as well. Maybe in a next life I’ll get a dog.
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Yeah, maybe when you move into your mansion and you have staff to feed them and take them on walks.
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That was such a close call😱! Thank you for visiting my blog.
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Yeah, thank goodness we didn’t get nicked.
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This is so true,
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I’ve been right a few times in my life.
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I really enjoyed the chick falling while running on ice. Who does that? Another favorite was the rocket scientist girl who couldn’t figure out the mechanics of automated doors. Really? Are you from the 1800s?
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I know. I can imagine someone from the 1800’s thinking the door was operating like black magic to open automatically, but this person should have figured out how doors work by now.
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Every time I see coffee lady walking to the door I laugh! This is one of the reasons I walk slowly, it allows the doors time to open. I also don’t want to expand an ounce more energy than I physically have to…
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I also like to walk through doors as opposed to trying to make it through glass.
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That dog riding the tortoise gives me ideas how the hare might take a nap and beat the tortoise next time.
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That is actually true. If he was just a little more clever he would have thought of that.
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