It’s hotter than the trendiest nightclub, cooler than the cold weather the groundhog is predicting for the next 6 weeks, fresher than the bagels at Einsteins Bagels this morning, more bitter than unsweetened chocolate, and more hashtagy trending that Twitter and upwardly blue arrowy than Facebook. Iiiiit’s Bitter Friday Giftures….
Though the gifs are upward trending…
…Spiderman is downward trending.
Ohhhhkay…
…I’m going.
This guy is definitely…
…escalating downward.
Somebody is having a little trouble…
…Finding Nemo.
This kid’s boxing game…
…is a knockout.
This guy was definitely out there…
…on a limb.
Too bad this guy didn’t have a helmet…
...to protect other vulnerable areas.
You know what this guy thinks of trends…
…they are a bunch of bull….
How about a high five…
…nah, I think I’ll just hang out up here.
How about a high five…
…nah, I think I’ll just hang out down here.
When are we going to training?
…in the fall.
I’d like to finish the laundry…
…but it looks like the laundry finished me.
Well, it was fun being on the top of trending, but it looks like that came to a swift and fatal end. So I hope your weekend is full of trends that come to an end just like the Bitter Friday Giftures did.
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Trending Downward Dog Ben
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Apart from me wondering for about two split seconds why anyone would put their kids in those kind of costumes (I soon realised it’s just fun, muahaha), I kind of feel bad for the stove kid. I mean, not only did he lose, he fell flat on his nose. That’s just cruel! (But one heck of a funny gif! – Yea I know, I should never have kids).
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If you think that is cruel, how about all these pet owners that put their pets in costumes. I mean really? But I hear being in the pet market is really lucrative. Maybe I should start a bitter pets food business.
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Why did that guy try to jump out of the train? What was he thinking he could do? Another favorite was the guy who got clocked by the door. All of these were priceless. They truly make my day more bitter, but in a good way.
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Some people just like to get off the train early. Why they would want to do that is beyond me. I wonder why someone would want to get to work any earlier than they have to.
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And why would they jump off of the train? Excitement? Bitterness at having to go to work so they just want to end it all? We will never know…
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I always found myself waiting until the last moment to get off the train. Like really? Eager to go to work?
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No. Sometimes I would be sleeping & I would miss my stop….
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I have been close a couple of times missing my stop. I also once took the train the wrong way. Going north instead of south. It was fun to figure out that I needed to wait an hour to catch it back.
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At that point, just call off work!
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It was for school and it was the way home. I’m always in a hurry to get to my couch.
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Who isn’t? The couch is the safe zone.
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The couch is the only safe place in the whole world. I wish I never had to leave this place.
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Yes, Ben. Yes it is.
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I wish I never had to leave.
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Ugh – the dude downtrending on the escalator pretty much sums up my week, Ben. Nothing like some Friday giftures to make me feel bitterly happy about heading into the weekend! 🙂 MH
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Why does it always have the opposite effect than what I want it to? You people need to be bitter about it, not happy. And yeah this week was all a downward escalator for sure.
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At least it wasn’t a dive through a dead tree into a lake, buddy! Call me one of those annoying optimists (or whatever), but it could have been worse….
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Ugggh, annoying optimist’s. Alway ruining the bitter people’s desire to be bitter.
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Well then Einstein’s Bagels must have been quite stale.
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You better believe they are stale. They are 50 day old bagels.
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Oh, in that case, are they moldy too?
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Moldy and oldy just like me.
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