There has been a lot of sledding going on around here, what with there being snow on all surfaces lately. I’ve heard that some people actually get to sled downhill, which sounds super easy and fun. I wish I knew how that worked, because everywhere I’ve ever sledded has been an uphill both ways kind of thing. I don’t know if that is perspective or just that I keep picking bad sledding areas to accidentally stand on sleds and fall up on. Anyways, it would be nice to break my leg going downhill for once, but that doesn’t really happen to a bitter person. Presenting this weeks uphill giftures:
Here we go…
…on a really bad cycle…
This kid may have been falling…
…but at least he got to fall going downhill.
This guy may have hurt himself…
…but at least he had the ocean to cushion his fall.
This guy may have hurt himself…
…but at least he had the grass to cushion his fall.
This guy may have hurt himself…
…but at least he had concrete stairs to cushion his fall.
This guy may have lost his windshield…
…but at least he had his camera to get famous on Giftures.
This bird may have fallen…
…but at least he had the window to cushion his fall.
That one time…
…when Batman beat Spiderman, but Santa beat Batman.
This guy and girl may have fallen…
…but at least he had the flood to cushion his fall.
This girl may have fallen…
…but at least she had the fence to cushion her fall.
This guy may have fallen…
…but at least he had super cold water to cushion his fall.
This pup may have fallen…
…but at least he had the carpet to cushion his fall.
And I may have failed this post, but at least I…never mind, I didn’t have anything cushion my fall. So hopefully you have a bitter weekend and either fail or have and have something to cushion your fall…or fail.
ARRRRGGHHHHH
Bitter Uphill Both Ways Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
The guy in the pool keeps cracking me up! What’s he doing with his legs? :’)
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I guess trying to avoid the terrifyingly cold water, even though it is probably warm. Some people.
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I know right. Does make good fun for us.
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Yep, we enjoy making fun of others that just happen to do funny stuff then record them for all the internet to see.
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It’s their own fault. Who does some of these things?? They are asking for eternal infame (is that a word?) on the web.
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Of course it is a word. As long as two people know what it means. I hope to someday get minor fame by filming something I do that is stupid.
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Better become famous as the brilliant person at the brilliant time when somebody else does something utterly stupid. Pays better, too (so they say).
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It’s all about timing. Doing the dumb thing at the right time. I think our nation needs a little break from all the politics and needs a little more dumb to watch and laugh at.
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I won’t make the joke. I must… Resist.
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Don’t resist. I set it up for you…tee off!
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No, there’s nothing to laugh about Trump. I saw his official picture in the papers today, next to some of the previous president’s photos, and all I can say is the text seems wrong: he doesn’t look worried, he looks like Grumpy made president and doesn’t like the colour of Snow White House after all.
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Nice puns. You are expert level punster that needs her own pun blog!
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It’s a natural talent, what can I say? :’) Just kidding, though.
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Mine talent for puns developed in college. I had to work at being really bad at them.
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That kid with the sled. He wasn’t wearing proper footwear. The surface is super slippery and he is sporting Converses. Two thumbs up there. He is really using his brain power. The guy falling down the stairs was pretty awesome. He just got up and continued like nothing happened. I would have had to call an ambulance or something. Another favorite was parkour guy and the yachts. Yep. I bet that ocean cushioned his two broken ankles. Another collection of gems, Ben!
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Since when have kids ever used brain power for anything other than getting hot chocolate spilled all over their nice clothes, or running into mesh doors.
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You have several good points, Ben. That is why I don’t have them.
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I make several good points because I have kids and I understand how they are so good at driving people crazy.
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Yeah, if you sledded downhill you would break your tuchas!
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And then I would have a real reason to be bitter, because my tuchas would be bitteras.
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Bitteras…is that Yiddish too?
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Bitter can be spoken in any language.
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I had to look that up but it gave me a translation with Hebrew characters. I think it would be biter. Biter Ben.
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So I finally made a dictionary? I must be doing something right. Hopefully, I’m at least in there for Bitter.
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That’s the encyclopedia.
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Yeah, I guess it would have to take an entire section to list all the bitter things about me.
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That’s the strangest bullfighting gif I’ve ever seen.
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Fighting bulls with a motorcycle? Not so smart, but at least a decent getaway, when the bulls are running after you.
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Haha I laughed uncontrollably over the bird hitting the window. Poor thing
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And we can blame the hippy that was trying to be helpful, but not really being and letting the bird hit the window.
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