Nope. I know what you are thinking. This has nothing to do with Viley Mirus. I’m talking about those big balls of forged steel that take down brick structures faster than a pig can run all the way home. I have one of those and he can ruin a house faster than a greased sled. Not only can he destroy property like a hot knife can destroy cream cheese, but he does heavy damage to my wallet every time we leave the house. Or stay at home. Or don’t do anything at all. You know what else is good at wrecking things like forged steel? This blog with the endless terrible metaphors or similies or whatever it is that I was trying to attempt to do. So here is just another way to destroy your Friday.
Dude is neither Superman…
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…
You can introduce all kinds of drama to this guy…
I tried to be competitive at Jenga with this girl…
And I tried to bottle flip with the best…
I tried to race this guy…
I tried to race this guy…
And racing this guy…
And try to compete with this guy…
And this kid…
Wendy Burch was live in downtown LA…
And she went next to…
Well, that’s the soul crushing news once again. Now back to your depressing life. Hope your Friday was ruined completely!
Omg that car! D:
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Yeah, I don’t know how that one survived.
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Ruined completely? You flatter yourself!
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I see I will have to work a little harder on you. But I’m to lazy to do that. So enjoy your partially ruined day.
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That TV reporter’s reaction was priceless. There is always some momo who wants camera time. Another fav gif was the bottle flip. Now it doesn’t look difficult but it may be, who knows? That guy was pretty awesome taking out the hookah dude. Yes, I am certain a lot of these people are bitter….
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Yeah, I almost though she would start running. And the bottle flip I’m sure was on purpose and I bet he loved seeing that guy get his.
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Yeah. He was probably the customer that didn’t pay one time…
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Well, he better pay with our new president in office. He will hunt him down if he doesn’t pay.
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Apparently so. He is like Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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Actually Trump probably hired him to hunt people down. And Dog probably refused, just like everyone else that didn’t go to his inauguration.
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LOL. I was thinking Dog had to pay for his hair extensions…
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He does, but he probably isn’t that desperate to work for the POTUS.
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Who is?
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Not many people apparently.
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