The transportation industry is a 7.4 trillion dollar a year (according to Wikipedia in 2014, a reliable source if I’ve ever found one) industry with trains, planes, automobiles and duck bus getting us from point A to point B and across maps, and locations safely all day and all night 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Why is it that we pay these methods so much money when we have such inexpensive methods sitting right near us. I speak of course of the pockets that we have right on the clothes we wear. But which kind is better? The pant pockets or the kangaroo pockets that go across us on the hoodies we wear?
First, up to the microphone, the pant pockets. They range from none of them on some skirts, to up to five on a pair of jeans. On a pair of jeans, you have your back right, your back left, your left front, and your right front. And just in case you have one extra important tiny need like a pebble, marble, or tiny key, you have one tiny extra pocket within a pocket in the right front. So what are the upsides of these pockets? Well, you have many options for transpo. You can put your wallet, keys, Ipod, smart phone, mobile charger, laptop, pencil, game boy, and Ipad. Downside? When trying to get thing out to give to someone or use, you are always having to search each pocket to figure out which one you put it. Did I put the Ipod in right tiny pocket, or back left? Was the wallet in right front, or left back? It causes confusion, and lots or patting of pockets. And I hope you never have to sit down. A wallet might slip right out, a key chain might poke into a leg, or a smart phone might start and run down 1%, which we all know is the apocalypse as we know it(especially to the 12-18 demographic).
So how about the kangaroo pouch? The upsides? One pouch transportation method. For those forgetful people, there is only one place you need to remember. No more searching each individual pocket and looking like a fool. No more having to decide things, like which is the optimal pocket for my smartphone, or holding up a line at the grocery store trying to remember which stupid pocket you put the wallet. And they mysterious vibes you get from people. What are you carrying in there? Why won’t you tell me what is in there? Downside? Well, you kind of look like a kangaroo momma, storing your joey in the front pocket. The awkward weight distribution making you fall over on a regular basis. And the suspicious looks you get from TSA when it looks like you are trying to transport another person across enemy lines to do dangerous things.
So, what is your preferred method of transportation? The evenly displayed, but hard to find pant pocket method? Or the one place to store it all, but front heavy kangaroo method?
ARRRRGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Pocket Ben
I don’t know if you’ve heard about this yet, but every girl I know gets excited about dressses with pockets. I am one of them. In addition to this info, I prefer side pockets myself and the pocket within the pocket makes me nervous about misplacing items.
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I think it is time for me to send a letter to all the fashion designers about pockets. I mean really, is it that hard for them to design a pocket into dress? A few stitches maybe?
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what has it got in its pocketsssss?
-Happy Sméagol
sorry, could not resist.
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I bet he would love to know. Well, it’s a kangaroo, not a ring.
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wayelll …. you did have a pixure of loooseee lew …
(nuthin’ to add to whuddever kawnverrrsayshun, azzizz awb(dee)vee-us)
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It reminds me of that guy that punched a kangaroo to save his dog from getting kicked by the kangaroo.
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Kangaroo pouch sounds like a fashion trend waiting to happen if you ask me! I vote for that.
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I’m guessing that it probably already is, or some high class fashion designer will just happen on this blog and decide that it will be what is new in the next year.
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I am currently wearing my Perfect hoodie (it says “Perfect” on the front like a dictionary would – oh the hilarity!) and it has a kangaroo pouch. Which I’ll be using to stuff my pet gerbils in later, only because it would be cruel to put them in my pockets (especially since I’m not wearing anything with pockets today). So today, it’s kangaroo pouch 1 versus pockets 0.
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It’s kind of sad, because I get so much stuff in my perfect hoodie that some people probably thing I’m carrying a small child in mine.
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Likewise. Especially when my gerbils start moving and the pouch bounces, people assume my ‘baby’ is kicking.
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Now that is funny. I bet they don’t know what to say when they see that.
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It’s especially cute when they poke their fuzzy gerbil noses out. Of course, I push them back in when they do, muahaha.
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At least they have somewhere warm to sleep. Though I figured you would store a panda in there.
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My pouch is too small for that 😦
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Well, maybe they will invent bigger pouches for them someday.
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They should!
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I bet you would be the first one in line for that one.
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Darn straight! 😀
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The advantage of kangaroo pouches is that joeys are so adorable at that age.
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Just like little kids. Until they grow up and become punks.
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I don’t put anything in my pockets. I wear pretty tight pants, and that’s why I bought a purse, am I right?? 😉. It’s a big purse: Mary Poppins style. I could fit a bazooka in there.
I love all men’s pockets. They’re great for storing lipstick. Actually, maybe we should take a moment to thank men’s pockets for ensuring our men don’t revert back to the dreaded funny pack…
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You’re right. I often have to store things in my pockets that belong to women like I don’t know, my wife and my daughter. It’s all just a scam. They pretend not to be able to fit it in “their” pockets, even though they have a purse, so you can be the lucky storage facility.
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It’s a heavy cross to bear, really. I don’t know how you men get through the day.
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I know right? The struggle and the suffering to get our hair combed and uh…you know all the other stuff it takes to get ready for the day for us.
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No one ever searches a photographer’s vest, either. Too much effort.
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And everyone knows that I’m all about not doing anything with any effort. Cause you know, lazy.
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Both, of course.
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Of course you would say that, Ellen. I do the Kangaroo pouch most of the time, because sweatshirts are more comfortable.
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This is why I carry a purse. Of course, the fanny packs of the 80’s were mighty handy, especially in neon green!
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And so stylish. Nothing better than looking like than a neon green kangaroo pouch.
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I will stick with my purse lol
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Yeah, purses have lots of pockets. Not that I would know, because I’ve never been able to see the inside of one myself, because of the girl code of never letting anyone see the inside of it.
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My vote is for a cross-body woman’s handbag or a man bag. But that’s just me since I mostly wear leggings, which have no pockets. Funny though, I bought a long top recently, and the saleswoman said it was one of her top-selling items because it had pockets, so you’re on the right track.
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Those are probably more along the lines of a kangaroo pouch too. I think that is the reason why females have purses, is because they have so many clothes that don’t have pockets.
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I think you’re right. We demand equal pay and equal pockets!
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And we all know that I need more pay right now.
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Money doesn’t bring happiness…but pockets do.
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As long as those pockets are full of cash.
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You forgot cargo pants! You have a cell phone pocket…..you have a pocket for your pocket…it is a one stop shop. It doesn’t matter that you throw your back out because one side is overloaded. The important thing is you are looking sweet!
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And how could I forget the classic cargo pants? I mean they could probably deliver a whole cargo freight case with those pockets. Those are just way too cool for this guy.
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Ben, you can rock those cargos! How about painter’s pants? They have alot of pockets too!
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I used to wear cargo pants to work. Probably because at that point I didn’t care how I looked at work. Also, because I thought I was going to go exploring in the jungle or something.
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You never know! You might need some extra pockets for staplers & stuff!
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Or putting my kids in when they grow up because they can’t find a place to live.
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Hmm……
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Yep, the life of a bitter person.
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