I don’t like being told what to do. Most of the time I do it anyways, but I don’t like it. This is why Top 40 music has always made me bitter. Even growing up, I couldn’t stand it. Not only was it repetitive, but these songs were basically chosen by some music producer in LA that determined what song we were going to listen to 4 times an hour for the next 4 months. When we moved here, I thought I was doomed to have to listen to this terrible music forever. Growing up, I listened to rap because it was such a new and unique sound. Nowadays, it’s filled with Kanye’s, Drake’s, Lil John’s and Waka Flocka Flames. Uhh…possibly why I can’t get into it these days. But then I discovered a station that plays the OLD school rap. The good stuff I used to listen to. Finally a station that doesn’t make me want to barf. Until I start hearing the rap oldies over and over again…
Let’s kick these gifs into high gear…
…and try to make a splash.
Jump around…jump around…
…jump up jump up and dunk it down…
Just don’t try to strike…
…up a conversation with this guy, cause he can be such a bowl-y.
And whatever you do…
…don’t join this arm-y guy named Leg-olous.
This young girl named Cally C. Yum…
…tried to milk it, but ended up having a cow.
The roof was on fire…
…and for some reason this guy was kind of jumpy.
This guy was plenty helpful…
…until he found out that the guy that fell stole his XBox…
Ahh the classic…
…pull the chair out from under someone, then put it back and look like a hero prank.
Ready…
…set…snow…
See how hard it is…
…to do desk work?
Robots deliver…
…the best customer service right?
May the crossing guard’s…
…force be with you.
Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years. H to the IZZO, V to the IZZA. Brass Monkey, that Funky Monkey. Sounds like a rap to me.
ARRRRGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Rap Battle Ben
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Do those snow shoveling guys hire out? Because I need them.
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I could sure use them today too. It’s been pretty constant since early AM today. I guess Choppy would have fun with this stuff though right?
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Ahahaha, poor soccer dude. Oh wait, he gets overpaid for kicking a ball…
Those snow guys are awesome, though. They deserve a medal.
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Yeah, those soccer guys can take a little abuse for playing once a week and getting paid billions of pounds or whatever.
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I never listen to the radio for this exact reason haha
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The radio sucks(especially the top 40). It should be abolished from the air, especially those morning zoo guys and girls.
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Peace out ✌🏽. Word to your motha.
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Thanks to Bel Biv Devoe for that fun line.
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I don’t think I’d trust that peanut butter smearing robot with a knife. Maybe a baby, but not a knife.
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Well, I do let the robot babysit for me, but I don’t like him making my pizza.
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First of all, Ben. Let’s take out the person that invented auto tune. Face it, you can’t sing. You need to stop & go back to work at McDonalds or Walmart. Now, that last gif. Who has the time to practice those sweet Jedi moves? Someone who lives in Mom’s basement, that’s who. The very first gif with the roo…I want to borrow him or her. They could be very useful when shopping for groceries & someone is hogging the aisle. Happy Friday, Bitter Ben.
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You’re right. I can’t sing. Which is why I helped invent Auto Tune. So I could sound even more ridiculous than I already do singing.
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Thanks for that one, Ben. I guess you are rolling in the dough for that little invention.
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Except somehow I found a way to not be able to monetize it, so it just got exploited by Lil’ Wayne and the rest of those punks.
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So I guess that just adds to the bitter!
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It sure does. The Bitter Guy never has any money, especially from all the inventions I have invented that people keep not paying me for.
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You have to find a bitter lawyer to help you get your past due pay & residuals. They are the best kind!
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You are right. I need to start speaking with some sharks that can get me the money I deserve.
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I am sure Utah is a hot bed for that action.
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So far these people have been pretty bad at giving me lots of money. If they could go ahead and give me a little more that would be great.
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Fo’ sheezy Beezy may yo’ GIFs be so breezy.
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If I ever said that around my daughter, she would have my head.
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I don’t know…something about that knife-wielding robotic thingy is disturbing. How can a person be sure it’s not planning to use that knife to cause one’s unfortunate bloody demise, rather than merely spreading peanut butter on bread? Convenience in lieu of safety? Maybe not such a hot idea. 😛
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I think the creepiest thing of all is the lady is just sitting there while that robot destroys her lunch. I mean, if a robot threatened my pizza, you better believe I would be junking that thing.
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I always saw you in a backwards baseball cap with big gold chains around your neck.
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That was the good old days. Of course you missed the whole wearing pants and shirts backward thing that I told Kris Kross to wear.
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