You can’t call it a comeback, because I’ve been here for years. – L.L. Not so Cool J Ben
Remember when that song was a thing? Now that I am done with school and haven’t received my first $1,000,000 offer to change people’s lives for the worse, I’ve got a whole lot of time on my hands. So you know all the couches and pizzas and video games I’ve been neglecting? They will now get my full attention. It’s time to get some giftures to make you bitter about. So, ready for a comeback? Here you go…
This guy is trying for a comeback…
…back to the repair shop.
I know Bill…
…and this year is never going to end either.
I’m ready to comeback…
…come back to bed.
This guy keeps thinking his whip your hair back and forth dance…
…is going to comeback.
This kid is like…
…thanks for all your chair-ity.
This guy just can’t seem to move forward…
…so he comes back.
Some kids are just so full of themselves…
…that they can’t seem to ignore any mirror, or almost sudden death.
Don’t people understand that if you play with ice…
...you’re going to get burned?
Well…
…that escalatored quickly.
This light sabre seems to be doing whatever it wants…
…guess it’s kind of a Rogue One.
What’s it gonna take…
…for a guy to cross the street?
Don’t you just hate when you try to go to the top floor….
…but end up on the bottom floor?
Now that you have seen all the giftures, it is time to get back to whatever it was doing. Wasn’t it sending money to my Kickstarter Campaign to be able to sit on the couch for the rest of my life? That’s right. So get on it. A bitter friday to you.
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Bitter Comeback Friday Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
Comeback? Did I miss something?
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Nope you never miss anything. It’s me that is always missing things.
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Ben- we need to bring bitterness to the masses. You and I should do a podcast. Can you imagine all the bitter converts? Then we can publicize your KickStarter campaign because I will need one as well. My campaign will be WorkSux and I need money. My fav gifture- the guy falling through the ice. You know it’s going to happen, buddy. Just avoid it.
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That would be quite a podcast. It would be a couple of people complaining that would be quite entertaining. Or we could have us and a nice person and call the podcast Bitter/Sweet.
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That would be pretty awesome. I think there is an audience for it.
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Yep, a bunch of bitter people that had nothing better to do. So lots of people.
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Listening to two bitter people with nothing better to do.
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Yep, that is what people get to do when I post to my blog.
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Exactly. I believe that January 26th may be your National Holiday. I guess whining is the same as bitter or it could cause bitterness. So confusing….
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What the heck is going on January 26th? Bitterness is a subtle art that is different from whining, and other things. Perhaps I need to do a post on all the differences.
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You probably should. They should have a national bitter day.
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I’m totally down if they have a National Bitter Day, though really shouldn’t every day be Bitter Day?
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It is. That’s probably why there isn’t a dedicated day.
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Because it makes people bitter that want one.
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Then they would be bitter if it were a day because then to many people would have off……
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And then too many people would be at the mall and would be getting in the way when they were trying to park there.
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Exactly. They would take all the prime parking spots right near all the entrances.
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And then I would be stuck trying to find a better spot for 45 minutes, or getting angry and leaving and it taking 45 minutes to get home.
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Or longer because of holiday traffic jams.
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Yeah add at least an hour to the lines for that.
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Possibly more. Just to add to the holiday feels.
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The feeling of bitterness for sure. It’s a bitter time of the year for sure, and a feeling of bitterness that will continue all year.
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Hello 2017…..
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Wow, looks like you lost your WordPress picture. Did they take it away for bad behavior?
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No, they just didn’t upload the new one. At least that is what I am going with. š
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Ah, now it has been loaded. So you are copying my sideways picture huh?
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No you have more time to do nothing. The wonderful world of nothing.
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Yes, nothing is going to be pretty great for a while. I can’t wait to do it all.
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How about we just call it a leftover?
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Sounds like a plan. But I would prefer fresh pizza more.
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Can’t always get what you want…
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I heard that in a song once. Sounds like a bitter person’s motto.
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