I’ve been hearing a lot of bells ringing a lot lately. I don’t know if it’s the ringing in my ears or if it is Grinch stalking us on the roof waiting to steal all my stuff as soon as we leave the house, but it sure is making it hard for me to concentrate on being Scrougey for the Christmas season.
You know what would make me feel bitter about this? How about some Friday Giftures holiday season edition. That would sure put me in a better foul mood.
So here we go:
So…
Also why Rudolph seems….
And Santa has set up some elaborate traps…
I didn’t know that indoor sledding was a thing…
I guess some people like to flip out…
Sounds like every…
Nothing beats a good getting woken up…
Perhaps Santa can try a new method…
Maybe Santa can have a team of…
And isn’t it always great…
Especially the ones…
And ones that despite asking nicely…
So there you have it. Hopefully all these things won’t happen to you this holiday season, because if they did you just might be a little bitter.
ARRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Jingle Bells to the Wall Ben
The Trump one is brilliant! As are the others, but that one in particular. I can only wish my Christmas will be so bitter. But I know my family won’t let me down when it comes to that.
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Yep, I get to go to my parents house in Southern Utah, who are the ones who made Thanksgiving so memorable in a bad way. So I can’t wait. It should be interesting.
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hahaha!
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Yes it was fun to watch others suffer.
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It’s so bad, I wonder if I would be as of a sadistic soul if wasn’t preprogrammed by Friday night binges of AFV. 😉 But what choice did a young tot have, Bob Saget was my first ever heart throb.
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Yes, AFV is pretty much an inspiration for my Friday Giftures. The only difference is that Bob got paid big bucks to present them and I get paid the zero bucks.
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The “toddler trap” genuinely exposes our human weaknesses. Hope aliens are not reading.
: )
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I’m sure if aliens were reading they would learn everything they would ever need to know about us in my blog. And everything they didn’t want to know.
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Scroogey, Ben, it’s Scroogey…not Scrougey…
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Oh, I’m sorry I misspelled a made up word made up by a made up guy that made up word’s for a living.
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You’re so bitter.
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Since when? Oh yeah, since before I was born.
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That Donald Trump gif amused the hell out of me. Whomever created that piece of artistry must have some time on their hands. Now that makes me bitter…..
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It was pretty awesome. I loved how scared he was of a tiny little Democrat.
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I’d like to know what got him riled up prior to the excellent edit job. Probably the wind wafting through his Tang colored hair.
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I’m sure it was a bird that was trying to poop on his hair. And I’m sure everyone was probably wishing they were the bird at that moment.
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Yes, the amount of hair product that he uses apparently could become an entirely new source of energy.
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That would be great because he is stealing a lot of those sources. Like the sun, to make sure his skin is so orange.
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Yes, he is. He is like the Heat Miser in that old Rankin Bass Christmas special.
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They probably have the same hair and everything.
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They do. I think Heat Miser’s hair is styled like a troll and he’s orange.
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And he went against the ice queen, so it made for a pretty good Christmas cartoon.
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Definitely.
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I agree, that was brilliant!
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Yes, he looked as if he was going to take Sanders out, or fall off the podium. I couldn’t decide…..
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I think the confusion made for the best kind of humor. Even he didn’t know if he was going to fight Sanders or fall off.
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Yes, that is the only explanation. I think the funniest mishap ever caught on tape was when Kelsey Grammer was doing something for Disney and he was walking across the stage and fell into a hole. Terrible but yet funny….
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Not terrible at all. Only funny. I need to find footage for that.
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You will. That is your mission. Everytime I see it, I can’t stop laughing.
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I guess I will search YouTube endlessly until I find it…even though I would rather sit on my couch not doing that.
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For your viewing pleasure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu-BqOsvj00 Just watched it. I am laughing. Sorry Kelsey.
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OH MY GOSH. Thank you so much for that. I assume that is going to happen to me someday. Never mind. About two weeks ago, I fell on the train and couldn’t get up for a second. I’m sure it was quite amusing for the people on the train.
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Use your powers for good, Ben! 😉
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I’ve got no powers at all and even if I did I would use them for bitter.
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Sam Raimi needs to make you the next franchise. Adventures of Bitterman.
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Yeah, it’s not like Raimi is busy or anything. He’s got nothing but Bitterman on his mind.
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Right. He is about as busy as we are doing things & stuff.
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Actually, he is just sitting around waiting for the next big thing. Too bad we’ve decided to go another direction with the director.
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Yeah this Christmas season has been on a level of “whatever” for me. I’m trying to act enthusiastic.
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I’m there with you this year too. Just moved here, living in my parents house, no tree, busy with school, it has really snuck up on me and it will be kind of a barren Christmas. I’m good with it being lowkey though.
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Maybe you need to spend it with the right person. Have you seen Christmas through the eyes of your child?
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