Who wants to become part of history? You all have a chance to the be the first people in the history of ever to submit content to me and actually get it on a post of mine. How does it feel to be on the precipice of history? Are giddy with bitterness? Morose with paralyzing fear? Sad with hypersick tendencies? What other emotions can you mix together? Or is it all of those things? Or are you just being impatient with confusion about what this whole thing is about? Don’t worry, I’m also confused. But I’m going to propose it anyways.
One of the things I’ve learned in this social media program is how to make your audience part of the conversation. By essentially having your audience make content for you. I love the idea, because I’m lazy. Having people do my work for me is kind of the dream. When people do that, then I get more time to do the two things I like. Sit on my couch and complain about things (thus the Ben’s Bitter Blog).
So here is how you become a part of history. Make a Meme. If you do so, and send it to me, and you may be featured in a future post, or I will give you a million dollars. One of the two. I can’t tell you which one, but I can tell you that it will be one of them, or maybe neither of them. Also I may need to post date the check.
Make it is a bitter as possible, funny as possible or as bland as possible. As I fear you guys are not near as social media savvy as me, I will do my best to explain how you do a meme.
Go to makeameme.com. If you aren’t sure how to work websites, I have a $100 course on how to type things into a search bar.
After you learn that, makeameme.com will give you some options. One is a picking a picture. You can use a famous one, or you can make your own. Then you have the option to type words. I assume that as blogger you have the ability to type sentences. If not, I also have a $100 course on how to do that.
Then you send them to me. You can leave it as a link on the blog, send me an email to bengardner2000@gmail.com, tweet at me @benadman, Facebook me at Ben’s Bitter Blog, or Snapchat me @BitterBen44, Instagram me at bensbitterblog, or any other way you communicate with other humans.
Alright get creating people. Cause I have some couches to sit on and work that needs to be done by you.
ARRRGGGHHHH
Bitter MEME Ben
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Selectively social is my new favorite phrase and life motto. Thanks for that.
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I would like selectively social if I liked to socialize at all. I would call it, “never social”.
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Is that like being a Never Nude?
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I think so.
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It’s makes me bitter that these new words keep cropping up and I am supposed to know what it means, and it makes me nod my head and smile, and say, oh, those darn memes. grrr.
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Well, I’m going to be bitter if you don’t do one. Just follow the instructions and it will help you step by step do work for me. That will help you get used to working for Bitter Inc.
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I messed up my meme….I am so bitter now!
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The more messed up the bitter. It will be even better if it is bitter.
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It’s messed up!
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Yeah, did you want me to fix it or are you going to?
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If you will fix it I will be really good with that.
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Ugggh. Fine, I guess I can do a little work for all the work you are doing for me.
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Funny how this worked out…I really wanted to do the work for you, really I did!
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That’s what they all say. I would have said the same thing. 🙂
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We are terrible. I feel bad.
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Yep, the complete worst. People should run in fear of us.
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Seriously? You’re doing this now? All of my creativity is being funneled into how to stretch my Xmas budget, what the hell is “cake bingo” and how can I bake something that in and of itself isn’t meme-worthy, and how I can quit my job to be a full-time PTO mom?
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Of course. Just quit all the stupid things you have to do like cake bingo and presents for your family, and immediately start doing work for some random person whose blog you follow for no other reason but to get a million dollars or featured on his blog, either one. It’s a crap shoot.
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As I said, my cake may end up meme-worthy. Stay tuned.
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Now that would be a good meme. And tasty.
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You know nothing of my baking.
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Well, I guess I will have to have some to find out then. Please send samples.
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Looks like I now have a task to do this week, you’ve just given my life purpose!
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Yep, get working on it. Just don’t let your life’s purpose take too long. Cause the meme’s are flying in! I mean three of them anyways.
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hmm , So now you are out there to create an army of bitter-ben-blog-follower-making-bitter-meme-to-flood-internet!
I wanna be Captain in that army and a million dollar paycheck!
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Yep, right now my army is pretty little, but I plan on manipulating more people into the army so the world becomes more bitter soon.
You can be a captain, but only if you do some memes.
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Meme .. am thinking. . You might get lucky!
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Can’t wait to hear what you come up with. Should be epic. Or at least acceptable.
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Oh no! Now you are making your captain nervous! Let’s settle for acceptable.
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Acceptable is a high bar for me. If you get acceptable that is epic for me.
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My life is ruined trying to find a meme for you ! Where else will you find such loyal follower!
Anyways. It should hopefully be on your way to gmail and I have NOT stopped thinking yet!
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I am pretty good at ruining lives, so it looks like I am doing something right. But don’t let it get ruined by doing a meme. Let someone else way cooler ruin your life!
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Great blog. Made me smile and laugh….that selectively social still makes u social. And I would know…that is I am.lol, even at work:)
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I used to quite a bit at work. It was when I got most of my blogging done. Like I had time outside of work to do my hobbies?
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What, no grand prize? I actually may need to take your ‘typing things into a search bar course’…
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No grand prize, just an appearance on the blog. Or a million dollars. I haven’t decided yet. And I will be glad to teach you the type things into a search bar class. Only $1000.
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I thought it was $100!!
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It was a $100. Price just went up because the demand was so high. And by high, I mean you are the only one that has registered and thus must pay or my thugs will come to collect.
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Man, that always happens to me!
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It happens to all of Marissa. It’s called inflation. Things don’t cost a nickel anymore.
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Should they be blog-directed? Is there a limit to how many we can create? 🙂
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You can make bitter ones or any of them that work for you. I prefer bitter, but you can be as clever as you want. And no limit definitely.
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I wish I was clever so I could participate.
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I’m glad I’m not clever so I don’t have to participate.
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That’s clever.
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It would seem so if it wasn’t such an overused statement.
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I’ve heard of mini-me, but now a meme? Would this be a double-clone of myself?
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I’m thinking it’s not two of someone. I could barely handle one of people.
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