I’ve never been in a fight before, other than that one time in college when I was walking home, minding my own business and three guys attacked me. It’s not important why they attacked (probably because they were a bunch of bullies, or because I egged them on. Again not important which). Of course, I ninja punched them all to the ground. Either that or they sucker punched me from behind. Anyways, throwing in the towel is a symbol of boxing, which is weird, because I throw in the towel all the time after my shower. And I also quit things a lot. I should have thrown in the towel on this intro a while ago and just put up the gifs, but I tend to use run on sentences. To the gifs!
Babies aren’t very smart…
…don’t they know that cameras will choke them if they eat them?
And even more grown up babies should know…
…to be a bit more glassy.
And isn’t it fun…
…when you diskover things you lost a long time ago?
And what about this yo-yo…
…he’s kind of glassy too.
And don’t you hate…
…when things escalate so quickly?
Especially with this…
…creepy turtle man boy kid whose head is having a hard time moving by itself.
I mean you could cut the tension…
…with a knife here. Or a water bottle.
Especially on this waterslide…
…we call life .
This kid…
…knows what I’m talking about.
And you can have a Grrrreaaattt…
…morning breakfast high five from Tony the Tiger.
And this guy teaches us…
…about how we can fail miserably even after working so hard to succeed.
And this guy shows us how…
…how we should stop giving a dam, because we still find ourselves just as stuck after a great effort.
And that kid’s is how it always goes. Whether in a fight or in a life, a movie or the Gilmore Girls, it never seems to end the way you want it to. Bitter Friday to you.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Fright Club Ben
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Hahahahaha, that poor young boy :’) Omg that was hilarious!
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Uh maybe his parents need to be keeping a closer watch on him. And maybe they need to train him a little better to not trip over things so much.
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But he jumped :’)
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True. You can’t stop a kid from jumping I guess.
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And then it’s the weekend, which means Monday is only two days away again.
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Monday is always looming. Such a jerk.
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I think you just more tend to throw the towel on the floor…especially after the showers.
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Yeah that is really what I do. Along with my socks and clothes.
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Your wife must love you.
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Yeah for some reason. But she also yells at me just like the kids about picking them up.
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I don’t doubt it!
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Of course, I feel bad for her making the decision to marry me. She must have been so bitter when she realized the mess she got in.
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I feel like that every time I read your blog.
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You are definitely a glutton for punishment.
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Happy Friday, bitter guy. I like the gifs, esp the turtle man. It takes all kinds, doesn’t it?
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That turtle guy should probably get his neck checked because it looks like he is having a lot of trouble moving it.
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Nahh, he could moonwalk easily
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We should call him Michael “Turtle” Jackson. He would be a hit on America’s Got Talent.
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That girl on the glass table is really sexy. Who is she?
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My favorite is the girl who is trying to pose sexy on a glass coffee table. Nice. This is what coffee tables are for, at least in the Kardashian household. Her fate was justified. Too bad she couldn’t have done a high five with Tony the Tiger without the protection. Happy Bitter Friday. BTW, what is the cover charge for the Bitter Fright Club?
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I sure enjoyed seeing her fall though. Should have known not to mess with glass.
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She should have been smart enough but yet she wasn’t. Go figure. If that would have been my table, I would have been very bitter.
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If that was my table I probably been jumping on it and wondering why it broke.
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Then you would be bitter because you wouldn’t know why it broke.
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Of course. Because everything bad that happens to me is other people or things fault.
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You know, I can’t argue with that logic.
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Nor should you. I have many logics.
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Laughing out loud! You have made it impossible for me to be bitter now. Shame!
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That makes me bitter that you find it impossible. I will cure you of that yet.
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Get busy, I need some bitterness!
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Nah, I’m feeling lazy. I don’t think I will help you out now. Is that making you bitter?
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so bitter…thank you! 🙂
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Now you are up to speed. But really you shouldn’t thank me, because then that means you are satisfied and not bitter.
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It’s early, I have all day to work on my bitterness, get really bitter ya know?
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Most people are usually bitter in the morning right away, but you just work into yours. We’ll wait…impatiently.
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Lol! I like to enjoy the bitterness as the day progresses.
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Some people like to spread it evenly throughout the day, others like to do it in spurts.
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I do like sudden outbursts as well, for adrenalin sake.
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I’ve been known to be silent for hours, only to yell at people for several straight.
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