So I wasn’t bowling the other day and I was trying to strike up a conversation with someone, just kidding, why would I ever do that? Anyways, I was driving in the wrong lane, when I came upon something in the gutter…ball, and it struck me that I needed to do something this coming up Thursday, but I couldn’t remember that I needed to spare someone a dime, because I was pinned into the lane. Anyways, I realized then what I was supposed to do. Get a turkey. Kind of like how this post is turning out so far. So without further argument, let’s take a look at this weeks Friday Gobblers, uh giftures…
And let’s see if we can…
And we got a kick out of this…
And now for my next trick…
Before you get too tee’d off…
Hey baby…
Don’t flip out…
Let’s dance…
Sometimes to get your pizza…
They say when you put Mentos in Coke…
When you do the towel dance…
When you think outside the box…
Oh and before you get home…
I’m guessing all you bitter people are headed to your local Black Friday sales so can wait in some lines for some crap that will break before you get it home. So let me leave you with this. This is the end of the post. So enjoy your bitterness.
Bitter Turkey Sandwich Ben
How your giftures always cheer me up, lol! The girl with the door! :’)
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Well, I’ve failed again. They are supposed to make you bitter! Well, maybe they will make your mom bitter instead?
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No, she hasn’t seen them. But maybe I could make her feel bitter about that?
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That would be great. Thanks for passing that on!
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My pleasure.
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You are the anti-bitter!
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Trust me, today I am very much not. I am with you in the bitterness today more than ever! Let bitterness rule the world, muahaha!
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Ha ha. Sorry that was so rude to call you anti-bitter. You must have felt so insulted!
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Na. It just made me feel a bit bitter…
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I guess it worked then!
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Great Post Ben! Thanks for the laughs on this long excruciating ride home from NOLA.
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Yeah, it was really excruciating ride. I’m glad this freaking holiday is over. I’ve realized way too late in my life that my family is only nice in small doses and in smaller groups.
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Sigh, I feel ya bruh. I deal with mine in doses myself. That’s why we visited NOLA during Thanksgiving just the two of us. Christmas, will be family time. I can’t hardly wait. Do you hear the sarcasm in my tone?
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Aren’t holidays the best. I think my favorite Thanksgiving was when we went to the Keg restaurant and just had steaks. Just us alone in the whole restaurant. So great.
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The best clip is the last one. The dolt basically helps his car over the railing. Nice. I also enjoyed the nimrod busting a move in the convenience store. He is so ready for Dancing with the Stars. All of the bowling references made me bitter, Ben. I really don’t like that sport.
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I don’t like bowling either, especially with other people. Cause your terrible skills are on display for the whole world. And yeah, I really enjoyed watching that guy essentially throw his car into the forest.
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Bowling. That is every corporation’s favorite team building exercise. Maybe that is why I am bitter toward big business.
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I am also bitter towards small business. And medium business. Strike three! Which is a turkey.
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Too funny! Business =Bitter
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Business = other people making lots of money from my hard work.
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Exactly! And we know where that leads…Bitter!
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Bitterness indeed. That is the company that I shall start soon. Bitter Inc.
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You were supposed to get the turkey on Wednesday! Now we have no time to heat it so it looks like TV dinners again!
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I just got the turkey. Is everything else ready?
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Um…well…it was…I mean on Thursday…
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Oh, Thanksgiving was Thursday? I thought someone would have told me this. Like invited me to come over to eat. That must be why no one showed up at class that day. And the streets were so clear that day…
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Well you were technically invited to my mother’s but I don’t think anyone bothered to let you know.
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Yeah, it must of got lost in the mail like my family’s invitation.
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I stay home between Thanksgiving and New Year’s. I think it’s best to celebrate Christmas in January.
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I wish I could stay home, but I’m usually working or going to school. But if I wasn’t you bitter believe I would be at home not doing things.
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