Vending machines are way of life for many. People are so busy with their stupid jobs or running from work to school to practice to the grocery store to practice to home, that they don’t have time to sit down and eat a meal. Well, it’s like that for all of you, I assume. I am mostly just laying on the couch waiting for food to be delivered by Pizza Hut. But for the rest of you, vending machines are a good way to fill that bite size craving you have for almost the same amount of the life size thing you wanted.
And on the other side of the coin (get it? coin…), the vendor has to constantly fill your empty stomach and machine over and over for a tiny little profit. It makes for a lose/lose situation and that is what life is all about right? Making sure that problems are only partially solved is the ultimate path to bitterness. I mean who ever felt good about completely solving a problem or getting a partial amount of points on your grades, or getting part way to your destination. There is no joy in the journey. It’s about finishing it.
So with further ado, I present the Bitter Giftures of the Week…
Let’s get this party started…
…after we get so rudely interrupted.
Alright…
…let’s pounce on this before it gets too late.
Because if we do…
…it’ll be a huge hit.
Although we should probably…
…get headed back.
We better start getting better…
…or soon we will jump the shark…or river.
Come on you guys…
…you need to have a little more drive.
And a little less…
…drive away.
Maybe start to get a…
…jump on things.
And if you could…
…kick in some money, that would help head things off.
Just make sure you get things…
…headed in the right direction.
And make sure you have some more…
…concrete ideas.
What do you think about that…
…Hermione?
On that note, I’m going to finish, because I have all kinds of unfinished problems. Just like you have with this pos
ARRRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Unresolved Issue Ben
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Man….first…that bitter lady in the first gif might be me when I’m older. Second, the woman going the wrong way on the walkway. Wow, just wow. That made me laugh a little too much.
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I think that lady might still be there trying to get to her flight.
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Hahaha i love this post! These vids are hilarious
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Yeah, it is fun to put these together. I want to start a gif company someday and just do movies this way.
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Ohh wow! Go for it!! We will be supporting you 100%
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I can’t wait to start filming hour and a half films cut from 3-4 second videos. It will be fun!
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I am so excited for you! please please make sure you keep us posted… I am so interested
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Oh it will definitely be on my blog whenever that starts happening. Please hold your breath waiting for that to happen!
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Good to see no animals have been hurt in the making of these extracts …
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Yeah, I would never harm on animal on the internet.
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I think that lady’s still trying to make progress on that moving walkway. She must feel very bitter by now.
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I think she has almost made it to the end. There is a live Webcam of her progress.
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I think vending machines are a metaphor for life…just not sure exactly what that metaphor would be…
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I think it has something to do with people always falling short of expectations just like Vending Machines.
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Ver nice!
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Ver nice indeed.
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I think we could solve a lot society’s problems through dogs driving little kiddie cars. In fact, I think it just may be the perfect way to promote world peace.
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That’s for sure. We would definitely finally have good responsible drivers for once.
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Ben- solving problems is truly overrated. I prefer leaving everything in a state of half-assed array. It keeps people guessing. They can never tell what you have been up to or what direction you are going in. BTW, who has a dance recital in the middle of a mall anyway? Just plow thru & keep it movin’! Have a very bitter weekend.
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I think that lady was in the right and all the dancers were the jerks for being in her way.
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