According to my daughter, we are in spooky season. It’s kind of funny that she seems to like it so much considering that she is afraid of just about everything. But hey, aren’t we all? Afraid of rejection, and fear itself and hair in our food? If it wasn’t for all of the stuff we were afraid of, how would this season be so popular? How would scary movies attract so many people? Why would the debates be the most watched TV since the last debates? It’s because it’s scary season and for some reason people love to be scared. Some sort of adrenaline rush I guess. All I know is that I’m going to have some truly scary giftures for you this week. Be prepared….to be scared.
Annnnd….
…black cat in the hat gets swallowed on the sack.
Hey…
…signs lead to things getting scary around here.
Holy cow…
…there’s another car on the road!
Watch as…
…GHOSTS APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!
Don’t get scared…
…out of your skin.
Watch out for all…
...THE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER!
Watch out…
…YOU MIGHT LOSE AT JENGA!
All right…
…don’t get carried away.
Just don’t…
…get down in the dumps…
We can…
…climb out of here somehow,
This is what happens when TV’s…
…get possessed.
Come and join…
…the garage of horrors.
Alright, don’t come to me when you get scared out of your wits. I can’t help you with all the nightmares you are going to have with these gifs.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Scared of Your Skin Ben
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Maybe the scariest is that some folks find a boxing kangaroo entertaining …
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I know right? Like a human would ever have a chance…and why would a human ever agree to try to hit a kangaroo?
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There’s a saying round these parts … there’s nowt so queer as folk!
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There is a saying around here, but I can’t remember what it is.
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Best EVER=tv tumbler.
Dying laughing.
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What’s funny is that no one else is around. I would understand if it was like a Black Friday sale, but all alone? Did she see a ghost?
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WHOA! I totally need to decorate my garage for Halloween. 🙂
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Yeah, or I won’t bring my kids over to steal candy, uh I mean trick or treat to your house.
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Ben- I think the most scary thing is the lack of intelligence in some of these gifs. My favorite is the kid eating cereal in the car when he is suddenly attacked by the driver……that is the kind of person you want with you in times of crisis. He seems so cool and collected.
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Yeah, those kind of people are the ones that scare me the most. So what are you saying, these didn’t scare you at all?
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Scare me? How about deeply concerning for the future of mankind? Someday Jenga kid could be running the country.
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Don’t you think a Jenga guy got Republican nominee close to the Presidency?
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Well, since you put it that way…..then I am very frightened.
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As you should be. He builds towers then destroys them right? And he is looking to become the head of the biggest real estate in the country the White House right? Good thing he probably won’t win.
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Or will he? To be continued. I have a feeling everyone will be bitter in November, Ben.
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I know right? Because it is NaNoWriMo and you won’t get your 50,000 words done right?
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Yes, I have been reading so much about that contest. I feel as if I should write 50k words about why I don’t want to participate. #bitterbetty
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That might be a great idea. It would be an awesome novel. I could give you suggestions about how to fail at that every single day.
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I usually think 1000 words are verbose. What about a picture book?
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That’s why I keep all my novels at 999.
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That is a feat to be admired, Ben.
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I like to think of it as a bitter failure to come up with one more word.
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Thanks. Now I can never let my son play Jenga.
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Maybe you should make him be a Jenga for Halloween.
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If you get a call at 3 o clock in the morning…don’t blame me!
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I’ll still be up playing video games. Just don’t call my wife or she will get mad at me for having someone call so late.
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I can always text…
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But you would need a phone number to text someone.
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Oh, I’ll find it..somehow…
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Or I could just give it to you.
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Ooohh, now I wish our condo had garages just so that I could make a Garage of Horrors. ♥️
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We have a garage. I should totally decorate it like that. And I’m sure the HOA won’t get mad about it at all.
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That garage is amazing. I for some reason enjoy watching scary things alone in the comfort of my apartment. And I always regret it.
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I haven’t really seen many scary movies. Not scared, just not my kind of movie. By the way, I’m really sorry I didn’t ever get you a blog post. I got really busy at school and probably told you sooner about it. Sorry again. Have a great trip though!
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It’s okay Ben! No worries!
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Have a great trip!
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