Frying things up in a pan is not a good idea for a person like me because the results are usually disastrous. Probably because smoke bellows to warn the neighbors, fire alarms go off and a new color of burnt black is invented between charcoal and crow. It’s usually best to find a Red Robin or even a Burger King if you ever hear I’m cooking. On the other hand, I’m quite an expert at cooking up giftures that will fill your bitter little heart up full and make it want to take a Tum’s right afterward. So let’s fill up your little tum tums with some Bitter Fry-day Giftures.
First up let’s start with something light…
…like some see ya later alligator.
Next up we’ll whet your appetite with…
…some knuckle sandwiches.
Next we will have some…
…apple turnover and over agains.
Speaking of apples…
…how do you like these apples?
And don’t flip out…
…but you’ll love this meat with a little freezer burn.
Speaking of Canadians…
…we will slice you up some Canadian Bacon.
Next up we have…
…some Chicken’s Tender..ly crying.
Sorry we haven’t drinks yet…
…how about a nice cool glass of water you doing?
For the soup of the day…
…we could have chicken broth with some bullion cubes…
I know you are tired of watching people fight over things…
…but that shouldn’t stop you from eating a burger.
After dinner, we can go out…
…to the pool.
And finally we can…
…finish up with chocolate moose.
Now that you are way overstuffed with my giftures, and have way overstayed your welcome, it’s time to leave and go home. I mean it is almost 2 o clock in morning and I would like to go to bed. And by all means, make sure you come again anytime (gritted teeth).
Bitter Fry Em Up in a Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
As a teacher, I am so glad that kid was enjoying his class. It must have been Physics.
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And for once he was paying attention.
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Lol the guy ice break dancing, and the guy eating a burger watching people fight. They all are great memes
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I quite enjoyed the guy that kept almost falling. I think it is funny how hard he tried to stay standing up instead of just giving in and falling.
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Wow. That apple clip is crazy amazing… although the bullion balls are pretty fun too. Somehow I’m sure I’d get hurt despite the padding. Completely stuffed. Thanks.
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I can’t imagine not getting hurt, even with the padding. That bull shot him into space. That must have been quite a landing.
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Safety tip: Never stuff your head into a bubble, then run toward a bull.
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Yeah doing that is a lot of bullcrap.
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The fighting one where the camera turns to the guy happily eating his burger KILLED ME GODDAMN DEAD.
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Yeah, that one was awesome. Similar to a hockey game fight where the other guys are just watching the fight.
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You’re lucky you even get to the frying pan. I’ll stick to the microwave, thanks.
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Microwave baking is my favorite kind. I mean why did they even invent stoves when we had microwaves to cook things?
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That’s a really good question!!
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Maybe we will find out in the history books somewhere. Perhaps you need to research that to earn your raise.
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Oh man!!!!!!!!
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It will be worth it when you get 50% more.
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I hate cleaning my frying pan. It’s usually ruined after about a month.
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I always love those ones with the teflon coats (at least in theory) but you’re right. After a month, even those are no good.
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xD = alligator emoji
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Alligator, alligator, eat em up, eat em up.
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I always liked how happy they looked, haha.
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I think they are happy because they are eating.
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lol
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yooooooo these memes are lit 🔥
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Perhaps you can make them go viral? Like Spoderman?
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It would be easier to share if the reblog feature was baked into my Android app. Whenever I go over the monthly 4G cap for my cell phone (only source of internet for now), I can’t access WordPress blogs to do it manually.
word of mouth tho 😄
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Yeah, we had that problem too. I just re-upped my data to 6 gigs, because my wife was only getting 1 and she was getting capped out in the first 10 days. I can’t wait to try to use all that up.
Maybe you need to go to the library to reblog it??
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yeah 😃
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Now I just need to get a battery that will let me make it through the day and I will be good.
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Do you blog from your phone too? I wonder what model you have. My Moto E dies within 12 hours of regular use, but what can you expect for 35$? 😅 performance isn’t bad though, running Android 5 and all. 😀
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I don’t blog from my phone. I do from my laptop. That would drive me crazy to only have my phone to blog with. My battery lasts okay if I don’t play games on it, but I do and the charging back is way slow. I need an Iphone that has a way better battery.
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what laptop do you use? I read today about a DIY laptop kit powered by the Raspberry Pi, it’s pretty trippy. 😁
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I just use a MacBook Pro. It is much easier to type on than a 5 inch phone.
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