I know your Sunday is super busy filled with activities such as laying around, getting ready for brunch at 11 am and hanging out on your 40 foot yachts, but I’m going to ask you to interrupt your super important plans and spare a square of your time and ask you to run(or walk or Sunday Drive) your way over to Suzie Speaks blog, because she has a very bitter Guest Poster, doing a Guest Post about a very serious and very important subject: Puns.
I know you will probably need to reblog and repost it on all your social media networks, so you too can spread this important subject before you lose your wi-fi on your yacht. It will probably take precedent over all the important news of the day, like the RNC/DNC, the Olympics and other important news, so make sure you get on the ground floor of this very important subject and be the first one to spread it.
Oh, I guess I should probably give you the link. And have a bitter Sunday, because I will as always.
Bitterly Yours,
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH
Bitter Guest Post Ben
Congrats on your guest post and I made sure to read it! Hilarious 🙂
Oddly enough, I had my own trick for meeting boys: I’d carry around a little bouncy ball and “accidentally” bounce it near some guy. The guy would uncontrollably have to bounce it back and conversation would ensue.
Not nearly as difficult as on-the-spot punning, but also very successful
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Yeah, those were good times trying to meet people and get dates. It was so much harder when I lost my wingman.
I do like your way of doing it. Kind of clever.
So how is the house thing going? I had no idea how hard this selling the house thing was going to be. We’ve had three offers, two that didn’t go through, a bitter inspection that made us utterly depressed and we are still working on selling the dang thing. I can’t take much more of this thing. We just want to accidentally set this thing on fire and then we can get the money for it, and we wouldn’t have to move any of our stuff, just claim all the stuff on insurance and have it all shipped to us.
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Ugh, it’s incredibly stressful for us too. Someone made us an offer, but didn’t want to do it on contingency, and then we finally had an offer accepted, but our buyers pulled out…
We bid over on a couple houses, but they don’t like contingencies… Argh! So we’re scrambling to get out house sold so we don’t have to drop the one we want to buy.
Ugh, it was so much easier when we were coming from an apartment!
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Yeah, sounds similar to our situation, except you are doing both sides of the house. At least we have a place to stay, before, during or after we sell the thing. We just keep hoping someone will do an offer and keep to it! ARRRGHHH!
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Argh, that’s frustrating!!! I hope you get one, and us too
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Yeah, fingers crossed for you!
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Okay, so I quit talking to my cats to come here and comment. Nice job on the punny guest post. It was awesome. I hope you are bitterly happy.
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I’m glad I could pull you away for just a second from your cats. I hope it wasn’t too much of a catastrophe.
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No catastrophe, the timing was purrfect.
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That’s fur real.
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Your puns are pawsome.
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Sometimes punbelievable.
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And hissterical too.
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And kind of hair raising.
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How much longer can this go on before we’re clawing for a pun?
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Yeah, we are scratching the bottom of the barrel here.
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Oh man! Here I was thinking I was finishing my reading of blogs and now there’s a link??! We’ll see about that…
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I’m like the Blogfather. Just when you thought you were able to get out, I pulled you back in….
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Can you make me an offer I can’t refuse?
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I make offers that most people can refuse. Cause they are terrible offers and I don’t have the Mafia backing me up.
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I refuse to believe that!
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It’s because the Mafia refuses to work with me because they think I’m too bitter.
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Yeah, you even bring Fat Jimmy down!
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Yeah, Jimmy Johns. They are so fast!
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I’m on it! Checking it out now!! I know its going to be awesome!
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Thanks for all the support! You even tweeted it. Appreciate it.
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I am on it!
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Wow someone actually listened to me when I asked them to do something? I don’t know how to react. Maybe someday my kids will listen to something I say.
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I’m very obedient. It makes me bitter.
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Yeah, it would make me bitter if I listened to someone like me too.
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haha, i love being bitter, grrrr.
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It is kind of a freeing thing isn’t it? And it keeps all the people away which is really nice too.
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It definitely keeps them away, except for ones bearing pitchforks and torches. What’s their problem?
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Well, it sounds like you might be in a really warm after world. I would suggest you get to the bitter world where it is hot, but not too hot and people have pitchforks, but they are too lazy to wield them.
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lolol!
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