Just when you thought Dancing with the Stars was running out of low level”talent” for their popular show, they resurrected themselves by finding and even less talented pool of people to mine new dancers from. They decided to spin off the show and call it Dancing with the Comets. Comets are people so barely on the radar of TV that they may have been on a commercial once “in the background”, or an extra in a movie, a peripheral character in a You Tube video, or a 15th man on an NBDL basketball team. You may have accidentally been on camera more than these folks. Please put your hands together once and make a sarcastic clap for the newest dancers on the BEN Network. Welcome Dancing with the Comets!
Our first contestant is the guy….
…who kind of looks like Drake, but is not at all him dressed up as some nerdy guy.
And our guest judge Adam Levine says…
…Sup?
Next on the docket we have...
…another guy that looks like Drake and some rando that looks like John Travolta.
Survey says…
Ohhhhh…looks like they would rather commit napicide than watch you dance anymore.
Our next person with barely any light in their eyes(cause you can’t even see them)…
…is this guy performing the “just sit there”.
Judges?….
…give you a No out of 10.
And what disaster will the universe provide us next…
…this guy, doing the ice cream samba next to his mama.
Judges, can I have you final answer…
…and it’s a finger telling us that she has lost her voice, or that she become a wiper blade on a car, I’m not sure which.
And the next contestant on the Dance is Wrong Is…
…M!!! Show us what you don’t have!
Judge Judies, can you tell us what your decision is…
…and it’s three sarcastic perfect thumbs up from our judge!
And our last dancer on This Show is Really Dumb…
…is a couple performing the Throw and Ditch Dance.
Judge can you give a score for these two?…
…oooh and it becomes all about the judge and not the dancing. Well, they slowly back away…
Well, I’m afraid that is all the time we have for this wreck of a show. Mostly because there is a real comet heading directly toward the studio…Um, I really don’t have time to talk anymore. Well, I do have a moment more because we aren’t going anywhere. So my last word of bitter wisdom to you is…
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Dancing with the Comets Ben
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I am amazed by how many talentless people are on TV nowadays. I wonder where they find them, Brainless Inc?
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I think they find most of them on Youtube. When they need a few more than they go to Brainless Inc.
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Well they all dance better than me…..
😱
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You would be perfect for Bitter Dancing with the Stars then. We take the worst dancers.
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Oh good, a career at last. 👣
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A reality show you could be on. Get your 15 hours of fame.
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LOL, and to think it used to be 15 minutes of fame. Inflation, eh?
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Yeah, I think Youtube give you extended life.
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“Life, don’t talk to me about life. Loathe it or ignore it, you just can’t like it, can you?”
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That is a good quote. Was that anonymous, Shakespeare or you?
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It’s said by Marvin (the paranoid android) in “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams.
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I’ve never read the book, but I hear good things. In fact I heard that the answer to the universe was 42, which of course I missed because I just turned 43 this year.
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I have never…also…seen a single episode of Dancing With The Stars. I consider myself extremely blessed.
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You are blessed. I had to have extensive therapy to get over the horrors.
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The only time I watch those things is when I’m visiting family and can’t escape it. Next time, I’ll try napicide. 🙂
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The idea of watching celebs dancing makes me queezy. But watching random people dance clumsily, then have judges judge them sarcastically, now that is a program that would fit right in on the Bitter Entertainment Network.
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definitely. 🙂
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I wuzz gonna post sumthing snidedly, but(t) 4 awl eye no, ’tis the wave of the so-cauld(ron) feeyootcherr, and what will be is becoming while time slipz back-of-werdz and some of uss have fallen awph but iff there’s a point, that’s it.
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Be as snide as you want, that’s fine with me. As long as it is some form of bitterness.
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I think these shows pander to the Lowest Bitter Denominator.
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Which is what I am, however, I don’t watch the show, I just create a much bitter alternative to it so I can use it for my Bitter Entertainment Network.
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My cable TV lineup has BET, but not BEN. I sense a cable channel opportunity for you, here.
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You need to contact your local cable company to request to get BEN on your cable network. It has some pretty bitter programming.
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I haven’t watched it in a really long time. The only dancing show I watch is so you think you can dance but even that is beginning to be a bit repetitive. This year is called the next generation. So it’s more for kids to be encouraged to dance.
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Yeah, I wouldn’t encourage you watching Dancing with the Stars. I would encourage more of a Dancing with the Comments on the Bitter Entertainment Network. It’s really fun to binge watch the disaster that is that show.
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I guess the Harlem Globetrotters weren’t available. Not the real ones. The crappy animated ones from all the Scooby Doo specials.
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Yeah, though at least the Animated ones were much more realistic jumping from one side of the gym in one single bound. Speaking of which, Shaggy would have loved Washington, what with the legalizing of marijuana here.
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Zoinks.
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Ruby Roo agrees.
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I have never seen a single second of DWTS and I am quite happy with that.
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It’s terrible. I’ve only watched episodes in passing when my wife can’t find anything else on. It is the worst. But a show that I put on my Bitter Network about these terrible dancers. That would be awesome.
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You know, I hear next season they are stooping so low that they are adding in some very sarcastic and bitter bloggers…
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That is low. I can’t wait to see you next season!
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Yeah, same here.
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Ha ha. Oh, you were talking about me? I thought you were talking about you and some other people.
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Yeah, I was.
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