Positioning is everything. Whether it is what position you are in line for a concert, what position you are in during a basketball game, what position you hold in a company, or position you are in traffic. The way your day goes, could be solely based on what position you sit in the company. In a high traffic area, a social butterfly would thrive, whereas a bitter, people averse, person would have a whole lot of things to rage blog about, if say he were to have one. And in a corner office with many barriers to entry, such as a locked door, a do not enter sign, a mile hike from every other work station, and a bitter stare to go away is possibly where a social butterfly might not thrive. With this Juxta postioning, a company can insure that neither person be in an environment to thrive, thus making them miserable. Juxta postioning can be a powerful thing, especially when it comes to disastrous results, and nothing thrives with disastrous results (other than me and my blog) more than Friday Giftures. So what glorious results will come from this week’s with some Juxta positioned Giftures? Let’s tune in and find out!
How about this guys’s juxta position…
…of him wanting to be on the roof and the roof wanting to be on the ground.
The way the Gorilla gains authority over junior…
…is to put junior in another juxta position.
The way to put a cocky guy in his place…
…is to land a cocky guy flat on his face.
It’s hard to be young at heart…
…when your young heart has an attack of epic proportions.
Being a seal without a tight seal on the wall…
…sealed his fate.
Leave it to this guy…
…to weasel his way out of a tight situation.
Isn’t it cool how the Juxta postioning of the colors…
…does not at all save this dance of the Awkwardness?
Let us look at the Juxta position of this sturdy fellow who works mightily on his balance…
…losing his balance at the first sign of a huge metal object hurtling his way.
How about the juxta position of guy from a Boston area sports team…
…who has a deflated ball.
Or how about this guy who is just trying to do some chair-ity work…
…but can only get some face time.
Or this poor guy who was just trying to make some deliveries…
…and just ends up getting served.
And this poor girl who was just trying to get more high fructose corn syrup in her diet to get a nice shiny coat of hair…
…and ends up losing it. Sorry, was that too corny?
See what I mean about positioning? When you get things in the right position they always seem to work out…Which is why things never work out for me. Because I always get myself in the wrong positions. Because these words should have been in the beginning and the well, I just can’t seem to words get right. Anyways, good morning or something…I give up. Bye.
Ben Juxta Positioning Bitter
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That Gorilla! And so nonchalantly too. The little one will be bitter for years that it all happened in front of a group of spectators.
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Yeah, I’m surprised he didn’t just yell, “Dad, you’re embarrassing me in front of my audience!”
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You gotta watch those strong silent types.
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Yeah, especially those strong, silent furry types.
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Particularly those. 😀
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Hair cornditioner. Someonewithadrill has earned a bitter blogbite from me !
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That is definitely a hair cornditioner. Nice one bro .
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The last one is really painful to watch. Great collection as usual.
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Yeah, the sad look on her face when she realized it didn’t work in her favor was quite magical though.
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I though your favorite position was sprawled out on the couch.
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You know me better than I know myself. But don’t get to excited about that, because I barely know me.
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Okay, well when you have the time, I’ll tell you all about yourself…I may even make some of it up!
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I never have time. I’m always either blogging, thinking about blogging, avoiding work or just laying on the couch. Obviously.
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Wow, that’s a really full schedule. I’m stressed just thinking about it.
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Yeah, some people just can’t take the heat so they have to take it easy unlike me.
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Yeah, you take it easy no matter what!
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Taking things easy is what I do!
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That black and white dance of awkwardness totally made my Friday LSHTASOOME!!! (that is, laughing so hard tears are squirting out of my eyes.) The last one was excellent too, probably one of those “Hey guys, watch this!” kind of moments–I see a corny toupee on the horizon. Thanks Ben, I needed that.
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That is the kind of thing I need to see on Dancing with the Stars. That might actually make me tune in. I can’t wait to get a corny toupee like that last one!
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Umm, I think those seals you mentioned were an otter kind of seal. But I’m not a zoologist, so I’m in no position to say for sure.
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I was guessing on the weasel too, so don’t ever come to me for advice or confirmation on animals.
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I think your weasel might have been a ferret 😉
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I know. See what I’m talking about? All I do is mess up animal names.
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Just identify them as marsupial raccoons, and that way nobody can say you’re wrong.
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People could say things I say are wrong, that’s fine. I’m used to that. And hey, maybe everything is just an animal.
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Speaking of positioning, those black and white dancers ought to be deported.
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Yeah, deported to my office so I have something to mock and laugh at all day.
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