Not all the time, but sometimes when I’m coming up with ideas for the subject of my Friday Giftures, I ask my son to give me a word, any word. He will throw out some obvious ones, like bitter or whatever book he is reading at the time, and I deny him several times until I tell him that it has to be a verb, or action word. So he finally threw out the one I was doing at the time, which was sitting. It’s almost ironic that sitting would be considered a verb, seeing how little action it takes to do.
Sitting is the world’s best nexercise(non exercise). Which is why I do it so much. Not only does it help you develop a bad back, but it helps with lethargy, inactivity, high blood pressure and a number of other things a getting older bitter guy needs. Combine that with pizza and watching TV and you have all the reasons why I’m such a young old guy.
Sit back, relax and enjoy the bitterness…and this weeks sitting Friday Giftures.
Why people would treat a valuable…
…sitting instrument this way? It’s just cruel and unusual.
This guy is just doing a service to these younglings…
…preventing them from standing too long.
Clearly Bane knows how quickly sitting kills…
…because he is inviting this fellow to sit.
Clearly this fish was a little tired of hearing this lady rant on…
…so he told her to take a seat.
This guy had a chance to take a seat…
…but he went the active way and got up. Some people just don’t get it.
Some people should just need…
…a little more help sitting down.
This lady is just trying to help this guy…
…be less active and bad at his talent.
This car could tell the guy on the sidelines was getting fatigued…
…so he scared him sitless.
This guy was just helping her sit in the pool…
…instead of sitting by the pool.
The Force helps people…
…and pins take a seat.
Who doesn’t love a set of saloon doors..
…to help children take a seat.
The best part of sitting is you can do it…
…even when you are exercising.
Let’s face it. Standing, running and walking are pretty much the worst. If there is ever a possible way to avoid it, do it. And when your friends are doing it, you should do your best to help them sit.
Later bitters.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Sitter Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
The fish slap! — Yeah, take a seat, lady and shut the trap (that’s what the fish must be saying!). Haha!!
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I think that is what I lip read from the video.
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i’m, uv coarse, sitting. but(t) THE CAT is LYING on my lap. shedding as usual.
but(t) LYING is also some kind of nexercize inaxion verb !
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and you’re deafeningly kNOT going to berleave this, but lasst night when I wuzz axually lying down, the same cat was SITTING on me.
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Kind of like how my 8 year old son likes to sit on my when I’m laying on the couch. I guess I’m his throne.
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I think my sitting ability might even compete with cats.
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I have a bronze metal in sitting. I would have gotten the gold, but it took too much effort.
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Congrats on getting a bronze! I was too lazy to make it to the event, but I’m sure if they ever came to me, I’d be getting a gold!
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Tickled sitless . Thanks ! ; )
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I can’t stand when I’m sitless.
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This post sits well with me ^^
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I appreciate your excellent pun. 🙂
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Haha, I couldn’t resist :p
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No one should ever resist a pun. I’m glad you didn’t resist.
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I exercise by sitting and putting my feet up. If I use a manual footstool, this involves flexing my quadriceps as I lift each heavy foot up to the footstool without the aid of my hands. If instead I use the automatic footstool, I pull on the lever on the side of my La-z-boy. This exercises my bicep. Either way, I’m getting kind of buff with this putting my feet up sort of exercise.
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I exercise my hands every night by playing video games and putting my feet up. Occasionally I move all the way to the fridge to get food.
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Exercise…ugh. I am all for sitting!
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The only way to enjoy a weekend. Sitting around all day!
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There will be a lot of sitting going on this weekend. Just for you, Ben!
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I appreciate that! To sitting!
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The woman getting hit with the fish is my favourite 🙂
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Yeah, especially since it looked like she deserved it. She was having some epic bitter rant and deserved the fish slap. I mean, I know better. When I do my epic rants, I do it indoors, where fish are less likely to hit me.
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Nothing like a good fish slap – Monty Python anyone?
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Yep, as long as it in a gif and it isn’t me, I’m totally down with fish slaps.
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Is “totally down with” good or bad? I’m not in tune with young’uns speak nowadays. Nor with your preference on being slapped with a fish.
Plus I’m Scottish so I don’t always understand American lingo. (I use that excuse a lot)
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I think it is good, but I don’t know, because I’m old. I don’t understand the American teenage lingo either.
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Exercise is overrated. May your weekend be filled with lots of chairs, couches, love seats and recliners!
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Exercise doesn’t exist in the bitter universe. Just this inconvenient walking from here to the fridge, the fridge to the car…
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Don’t pull a muscle!
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Only if I have to move.
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Word. Could not agree with you more, she says while sitting at her desk.
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And I couldn’t agree with you more as I reply to YOUR comment sitting on my chair at work.
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Dagnabbit. You’re ruined my Friday. Now all I want to do is go bowling with Darth Vader.
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Can you imagine the things Vader to move for you? Books on a shelf, kids toys off the ground, dishes into the dishwasher. He would be really handy to have around.
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That’s it. You’ve convinced me to leave my husband for Darth Vader.
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Whoops. Tell your husband I’m sorry about that. Though I think you might be able to convince Vader to teach your husband Dark Side of the Force. He’s always looking for more pupils.
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