Growing up in the 80’s, action movies were the best. There was Schwarzenegger in his iconic role in Kindergarten Cop, Stallone in the amazing Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot or Bruce Willis in the captivating Hudson Hawk. Those movies were straight up straight to video classics that every fan should watch so they revel in the intense adrenaline rush. There was the intense struggle between the hero and the villain, the explosions, the face to face confrontations, the bitter feuds, bitter rage, bitter rivalries, the bitter car chases, the bitter food tastings, the bitter final battle between good, evil and some straight up explosions. To honor the action movies of years past, let’s give them some Bitter Friday action type giftures.
The best way to start an action movie…
…is to get right into it, with some explosions.
And then…
…a classic high speed car chase.
And then we see our hero rise…
…and then split the difference and fall.
The we meet our hero’s…
…trusty sidekick and mighty steed.
His beautiful and supportive…
…love interest, who he will sacrifice everything for.
Then we go to the deep, dark hideout…
…of the nefarious villain.
Then there is the fully necessary training montage…
…where he learns how to flip.
…how to…
…swing for the fences…
…how to…
…hang in there when the going gets tough.
Then he will finally start…
…to get his footing.
And finally start to…
…flip the script on the bad guy.
Now he’s ready for his one on one…
…confrontation with the bad guy…
Where he will finally triumph…
…and send the bad guy to his doom.
No action movie is complete without some really crappy dialogue. So here it is. May your weekend be so dull that the only action you have is flipping the channels and the only drama you have is deciding which one to watch. And the only confrontation you have is with the pizza delivery person.
ARRRRRGGGGHHHH
Bitter Action Movie Ben
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My.
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Oh my.
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Lol what the heck
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My oh my. A saying that this sports guy in our town says.
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Very. Ekwkk. Wrkkkl
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Elkkl. Elkkl. Ekwkk. Vdkck
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Yeah, the Ewok’s are kind of like tiny bears.
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Holy Hello Kitty, how the world did I do all these comments? Omg I have been watching Hulu on my Kindle and my phone beside me lol how did I do all this?
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No idea, but I had fun pretend answering all of them.
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Lol
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I am so sorry
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Not a problem. Raised my stats! Not that I care about those at all. 🙂
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Lol right 😎
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Sorry about your little glitch. Feel free to do it any time. I could always use a boost in stats. 😂
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Well, maybe you should look at this stat.
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Almost always.
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Yes, we do.
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Do I ever!
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Cekwkh. Dkkvkll
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I know. That guy makes me bitter too.
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Cekjll
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Yeah, I’d want to cekjll that guy too.
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Celkh
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I need more celkh’s. Maybe if I win the lottery.
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Ek
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I do get that way when I see a mouse too.
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Rack shekel’s are the best.
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I’m kind of partial to M Dkk’s.
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E ckl cell. Cell
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I know right? Cell phones.
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Elkkk
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Cell. Elkkl.
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You are so right.
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Kekjl
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YES!
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I suddenly understand you a whole lot better, Ben, and where your bitterness originates from and all..
Having said that: poor skater dude :’) And poor poor pony girl :’) :’)
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Yep, action heroes sometimes take their lumps, but in the end they always win. That skater dude will probably get right up and do that thing again. As far as the little girl, she should probably not bring her horse near the deep muddy water.
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the water wasn’t that deep!
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Yeah, what was she complaining about?
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and i thought i’ve seen it all… cool memes bro :DDDDD
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You haven’t even seen the half of it. Just kidding, you’ve probably seen most of it.
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#1. why would we be confrontational (or even con-back-tayshunull) with the peeza dood or doodette?
2. my wife had two horses, both of which would do that. and so we would dismount before crossing streemz
3. i lafft out loud at the crocodile AND the little pillow kid blowing up. i am also amazed that the twirling dawg didn’t get real twisty, you know, like a twisted rope thingy.
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I hate when horses do that. Good thing I’ve never ridden a horse to find out.
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Happy weekend Bitter Ben and you have a tough job as I do get to answer customer hotlines too and it is awful 😕
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Yeah, customer service is kind of the worse. For both the customer and the rep. Time to do away with it altogether.
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Yup! Fully agree as the ranting is awful and there are some customers that are just plain unreasonable… 😦
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Are they ever. Some days I just want to cry with bitter rage when I come home at night.
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Sigh!! I know the feeling. I get pschotic ones too😨
Try and have a great week ahead Bitter Ben…may there be nicer customers for us 😉
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Yeah, I was just talking to my wife about this the other day. Since both sides (customer service reps and people calling customer service) both have bad experiences, maybe we should just do away with customer service in general.
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Brilliant!! I like this suggestion Bitter Ben😂
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If something doesn’t benefit either side, time to take it down.
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Damn you. I had forgotten Hudson Hawk. That’s right up there with Howard the Duck.
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I’m pretty good at bringing up painful memories. It’s what I do.
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howeird the phukkyDUKKY can go choak, but my wife still watches hudson hawk a coupla times a year
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Well that bitter blessing is already undone. I am working all day both days of this weekend.
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Well that sounds fantastically bitter. Working the weekend is the worst. Are you are server?
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When I was growing up, I thought action movies were romance films. You take a chick to see it, and hope to get some action. The bitterness of not getting any action follows after.
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Yeah, I was really good at striking out. On my first date, I took a girl to see the Hunt for the Red October, which was a great way to see a girl fall asleep on the date. I’m still not sure if it was the movie dialogue or my bitter dialogue that caused her deep sleep.
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Not likely to be that dull in my house but here’s to hoping.
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I’m totally hoping someone sits on the cactus and you have an action packed weekend.
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i watched a whole bunch of guise (they were “on” LSD) sit down in a cactus patch and didn’t really know wha gwan ’til after a few minutes. (i had sitten down earlier, not in the cactus patch). this was either the real late 1960’s or early in that neckst decadent 10 year period.
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That doesn’t surprise me that guys on drugs would sit on cactuses on purpose.
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it wuzzn’t awn purpose.
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They probably had some other influences.
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Ooooh, that could be fun…
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Just trying to spice things up for your family.
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I love the fully necessary training montage! 😀 He did a pretty good fall from that table 😀
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He was quite the pogoist…until the second jump.
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