some post ideas that I’m just spitballing, but don’t ever publish this.
Kin Kardashian – should I tell them that I actually secretly have a crush on her and I watch the show all the time and only attack her so they don’t really think I like her?
ISIS – why are people talking about them invading America? Are they a new and upcoming band? Are they femail because like ISIS is a girls name right? or do the letters stand for something? do reserach on Wikipedia…
Politics this year – I’m really liking Jeb Bush. I mean it’s pretty clear he’s gonna win right? The Bushes always win and his borther and dad will go on the champaign trial with him right?
SHould I ask them if I should start a Kickstarter for my new book about Pizza? should I try a serious post, or just keep being “Bitter Ben”. Will they take the idea more serious if I act more serious…
Just heard Adele’s new song, “Hello” – After listening ot the words, it seems like this could be her answering machine. Could I do a whole post around this joke?
Shoudl I reveal my true Identity? I mean I’ve been doing this guy Bitter Ben for a while now, but even if I do my best writing, Do you even think they will even believe I’m J.K.?
That one time I locked myself in my son’s room and had to jump out the window at 4 am and ended up gouging a tree root into my foot.
I read something about the internet runnign out of space. Do you think that could really happen? Would tha mean no one could visit my blog anymore?
I hope no one ever finds out that I…
I want to be a personal trainer that helps people gain weight.
Why do people that play instruments look liek they are having a siezure?
Meeting people for the first time is cool, because you can imagine in your mind that is will be the last time you ever see them.
Do you think that people’s dreams should be able to be put on a screen and then they have a website like Rotten Tomatoes where people can rate the dreams like a movie?
Sociopath media – Like social media for sociopaths? Could It work?
stoop scoop – a name for a magazine about stoopid people.
Repetition bitterness – a post about all the things are so repetitive. Like my blog
Problems are like energy, they never get solved, they just get transferred to another person, or transformed into another problem
The word fresh is way overused, so ironically it isn’t fresh.
That one time I started a food fight in the cafeteria in college, and the other time I got sucker punched by someone too.
That one time that Firday the 13th was supposed to suck, but didn’t really.
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Yeah the musical instruments one is way above my head my head as for him Kardashian my goodness I really don’t like her at all she’s not even famous for any reason
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Oh don’t worry, I don’t like her either. I was just being sarcastic because it was April Fool’s.
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cringe
[happi april fool’s night!]
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It was quite the night. Nothing but foolishness.
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This is hands down one of my most favorite posts of yours.
Hands down AND hands up. *waves hands around exuberantly*
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Pretty sad that your favorite is an April Fool’s joke unless your comment is a joke. Even so, let’s just wave our hands in the air just because.
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It’s my favorite because I loved the joke! 😀
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It’s kind of funny to me, because I had two or three ideas floating around my head about what to do on April Fools Day and this idea only came about the day before. It’s funny how our last minute ideas are often the best.
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You had me at “spitballing.”
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Probably the first time those words were uttered together in once sentence. “You had me at spitballing.” Now it’s been uttered twice.
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“Problems are like energy, they never get solved, they just get transferred to another person, or transformed into another problem.”–I think I’m going to make a meme out of this and put it on a t-shirt! Thanks Einstein!
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I am saving up some of these T-shirt quotes so I can start my own line of Bitter T-shirts. So you bitter not take it!
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I WILL NOT FALL FOR ANYTHING
I WILL NOT FALL FOR ANYTHING
I WILL NOT FALL FOR ANYTHING
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Don’t worry you probably didn’t fall for anything on my blog, but there are so many other people/websites ready to trick you.
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I think Adele should have covered the old Lionel Richie song. That would have been better.
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Now that is a good idea. And honestly when she belts out the first part, she almost seems ready to do it.
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That’s why I feel angry and bitter. I’m all ready for Lionel but I get Adele.
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And I don’t blame you for being bitter. Maybe I need to write an email to both of them and get them to do a mashup.
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WHERE IS BITTER BEN? What have you done with him.We’ll pay any ransom to get Best Bitter Ben-ness back.
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Bitter Ben is in another post later.
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You have some good ideas there!!!!
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Pretty sad that I have good ideas within my April Fools’ joke.
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Good ideas are good ideas.
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Well, I guess some of them are real, so I’ll take the compliment.
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My daughter thinks it would be funny if someone played Adele’s Hello song at a funeral. 😄
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That would be a good one too. Laughing at a song at a funeral! Anyways, did you get that this was an April Fool’s joke? Or is it already April 2nd there?
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To be honest, I didn’t notice. It’s still like the 59th day of Groundhog Day over here.
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Well, happy 59th Groundhogs day and April Fools to you. I guess I will have to do better next year.
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Your daughter is a genius.
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Wow, type-o much? Femail? Kin Kardashian? Really, what have you done to Bitter Ben? And where are the griftures? It is Friday isn’t it??? Oh no! It’s April Fools!!!!
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Wow, you figured it out. Just like you do every year. I don’t worry about fooling you, because you are always on to me, I just trying to trick the newcomers.
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Cruel and unusual punishment.
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Yeah, you know them. The newcomers are always such tortured people.
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