I’m not sure why Candy Crush is so popular, because why would you ever want to crush candy? There are a lot of things in this world that are worthy of being broken and I think while candy isn’t the last on the list, it is pretty close to being the last thing I would want to break. Speaking of crushing, this week has done a whole lot of that to people’s dreams. Like the dreams of a Facebook free of stupid people talking about stupid things. Like the dreams of getting lot’s of pepperoni on your pizza. Like the dreams of Leo ever getting an O Scar. Yeah, he won an academy award this week, but will he ever get an O scar on his face from fighting a bear? Let’s take a look at other people’s dreams being crushed.
This guy’s dream of being the first ever Nascar non driver…
This computer’s dream of becoming a supercomputer…
This goalie’s dream of becoming the world’s greatest stopper…
This trio of girl’s becoming the next Destiny’s Child…
This guy’s dream of one day having a family…
This girl’s dream of a shotgun wedding…
Good morning, let’s get off to a smooth…
This guy…
This guy’s dream of living on the earth…
This guy had dream of one day getting automatic Cheetos delivery…
He was doing his best to cut the guy behind him…
This girl was trying so hard to fall off…
Getting your dreams crushed is a hard, but necessary step in becoming your most bitter self. I hope you can use these giftures to motivate yourself to become a more complete and bitter person. Now go out there and get your dreams crushed. Or sit on the couch and wait for the crushing come to you.
ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Candy Crushed Dreams Ben
I wish I had a guardian angel who used telekinesis to prevent me from fall flat on my face in public.
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That would be helpful, but let’s hope there isn’t one for everyone, because how else would I get these gifs?
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The coffee one is so cool! And, slightly creepy 😀
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I know right? And ever evolving.
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Hope pic comes out… saw on FaceBook, reminded me of you.
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It didn’t come out. That’s a bitter bummer.
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Man, that computer one. Laughed. My ass. OFF!!!
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Almost makes me want to try it to see if it works.
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Love the Cheetos delivery system! The dental hygienist hates it when I come in with orange pseudo-cheese stuck all over my teeth, so last time, I asked the desk clerk for my free toothbrush when I checked in. To get the worst of it off, you know? She looked down at the schedule, rolled her eyes, and said, “You’re here for a cleaning… let the girl do her goddamn job!” Oh yeah, no bitterness between those two. I still eat Cheetos beforehand, just to egg them on.
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I totally want that Cheetos drone, but a well improved version. That can do more than 1 Cheeto.
I was going to do that to my DH, but then she made me so bitter, I decided to not brush my teeth the next day. Take that Dental Hygentist.
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That wedding gif killed me goddamn dead for reasons I’m not even sure about.
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My sister in law actually knows the family that has the place that does that. They offer that to anyone that comes up to the cabin.
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love the links! I like to crush candy between my teeth but if I get a cavity I get mad…and bitter!
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Yeah, going to the dentist yesterday made me pretty bitter yesterday. Getting chewed out by the dental hygienist was awesome.
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Oh, i really love that…bitter women!
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Boy did she give it me. But I should have given it to her. She was poking me with metallic instruments.
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oh, the sadist, that makes me bitter
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Maybe I need a new dentist.
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We all do
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Maybe we should just stop going to dentists.
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I like that idea! That will show them!
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Yeah, I might get bad teeth out of the whole thing, but they will lose something more valuable. A customer!
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I don’t know…teeth…customer…I’m thinking go with teeth.
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Payback might almost be worth it. Almost.
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You’ve inspired me to fulfill my dream of owning a convertible. Now I’m going to drive while sitting on top of my car.
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Right? Who wouldn’t want the wind blowing through their hair and their car crashing into a pole ?
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Hahahhaha hey everyone likes crushing candy in their mouths.
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In their mouths yeah.
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Are the kids still playing the Candy Crush? I thought it was the Minecraft now??
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No the kids aren’t playing Candy Crush, the adults are. My wife is like over level 1000 on that. And my kids stopped playing Minecraft a while ago. Because I guilted them out of it.
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How did you do that? and Can I do that to my son with all his video games?
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Yeah, but you need to replace it with some other bad habit, or another game.
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I may be able to come up with something…
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How about something fun instead of whatever you were going to come up with.
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Very funny dude.
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Wow, that is the first time you’ve ever called me Very Funny Dude. HA! I win!
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Yes, you win the Very Funny Dude award. It’s a gold statue of Jeff Spicoli.
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I don’t have a California accent, so I wouldn’t be able to pull it off.
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I’m a 28 year old kid still lovin’ the candy crush 😦
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I’m a 42 year old guy that loves a girl that loves Candy Crush. By the way, I see that you write for Huff Post. Do they have any need of a bitter blogger writer there? Can you get me a gig there?
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I doubt that I have any power to do so. They contacted me to blog for them!
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That sounds awesome. How did they discover you?
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I tweeted out my 10 Things Men Find Unattractive About Women piece and one of the editors at HuffPo found it. It was extremely random!
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I’m guessing me ever getting a chance on Huff Po will take a little more persuasion with them. That okay, I enjoy annoying people until they just can’t take me anymore.
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28?? That is a kid, ha, ha!
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No kidding right? So many years ago….
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Haha I suppose it is pending on who you talk to!
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To us old people in the 40’s its young.
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Meaning if you talk to someone who is old…like me!!
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