Everyone goes through peaks and valleys or as I like to call them The Middle of the Sun during Summer and Middle of the Antarctic in the winter. You might reach your peak efficiency of the work week on Wednesday at 10 am, or you might reach you absolute low at 3 pm on Tuesday. Or you might have the best year of your life at 32 or the worst one at 31. A bitter person has only one peak which is when they are born, and then everything else is downhill from there. It’s basically like getting to the top of the kiddie slide and just complaining so much about the steep one foot decline that everyone around you thinks it’s the world’s tallest slide. And they are so tired of hearing you complain about your first world problems that they finally decide to stop following your blog, uh I mean listening to your waterslide complaints. Speaking of things that are going downhill fast, here are this week Friday Giftures.
You know mankind’s day in the sun is setting…
You know it’s time to get out of professional baseball…
Dog may be man’s best friend for now…
Are we really certain…
It’s a good thing most people’s smart phones are wireless…
This guy should sue…
It’s pretty bad these days…
You would think that people would have learned by now…
Or the rage of someone…
It almost makes someone…
Other people are fed up…
And that…
That concludes the downward slide for today. Not because the slide is over, but just because today is Friday and you are ignoring your downward slide to concentrate on the pizza you are going to have for lunch. Which will have something wrong with it for sure, and you will need to complain about while you are cramming it down your throat.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Downward Sliding Dog Ben
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Your downhill epics are a lot of bitter fun. 🙂
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They were definitely bitter.
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Another startling and spectacular episode of Blen’s Bitter Bog.
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I think I need to start doing episodes on NBC of the Blen’s Bitter Blog, but their ratings would drive less people to my blog.
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I have never understood the whole uphill / downhill thing – isn’t downhill better? I mean, I have never once had to get off my bike and push it down a hill.Maybe you should do one of your rivalry things on this point . . .
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Downhill is better. Why did I not see that? That would be a great idea for a rivalry post.
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These were so funny. I like the kids falling in the chocolate milk. That kid’s got talent!
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It totally looked real from other angles. Too bad the store had other angles.
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You could say, the guy in the store could just take the fall for himself.And the would be thief… LOL!
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Yep, he’s on a long slide down.
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I wouldn’t have my pizza any other way. It’s better with bitter.
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Well, maybe you should grab some from my pizza garden. As bitter as they come.
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So I’ve heard.
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And I will keep trumpeting.
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