Ever since Adam and Eve left the garden, there has always been a fight. A fight for real estate. All of sudden, there was a place they couldn’t get and that drove the price of the real estate up. And ever since then there has been the horribly clique saying that real estate is all about “Location, Location, some place or something”, I can’t remember how it ends. Anyways, supposedly some places are more valuable than others.
Food has always found my stomach as prime real estate for some. Pizza is always lived in the neighborhood, double cheeseburgers have a password for the gate, and Pasta with creme sauce welcome any time at the neighborhood barbecues.
But then as soon as everyone is having fun and tasting good, then the life of the party killer, Heart Burn jumps over the fence, start punching people in the stomach and dragging them back up the esophagus.
All the foods just want to have fun and party and do what actually makes them happy. a
All Heartburn wants to do is regulate and keep the rules and bully everyone into do what is right “for the whole body”. Something selfish like that.
So whose side are you on? The party all the time foods like Pizza, Burgers and Pasta or the pain in the butt, party pooper Heartburn?
ARRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Rivalry of the Stomach Ben
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Is the worst.
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Every time I get heartburn I count my blessings … well, blessing, at least it’s not acid reflux!
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Oh my is Acid Reflux the worst. I wake up almost chocking from that stuff and can hardly breathe.
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Haha … hey, why am I laughing? … once had it so bad I jumped out of bed, gave myself inner thigh muscle cramp and barked my shin on the bedside table … come to think of it, the laughter was my wife’s!
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It just always so sweet when our wives are so sympathetic to our pain.
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I’m on the party foods side for myself and the heartburn side for everyone else!
Yeah I’m a jerk like that.
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I think what I would like to do is transfer my heartburn to those that have lived heartburn free and let them suffer like I do everyday.
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I suggest Zantac & Tums.
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I use them all. One day I will find the one that defeats my heartburn.
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I come down on the side of food every time. And nibble.
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Yep, food pretty much rules and heartburn drools.
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Heartburn is a food warriors war cry.
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Heartburn plays dirty.
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I agree! The food wars simply must cease and desist! That’s probably redundant.
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Every food should have the right to be in my stomach without being persecuted by heartburn. Food rights for all!
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Absolutely! And we should consider Zantac for a Medal of Freedom.
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Zantac is the real MVP.
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Personally, I really like heartburn. I love that agonizing pain in my gut that reminds me that I really shouldn’t have eaten whatever it is I’ve eaten. All the better to be bitter.
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Heartburn is a jerk that gets mad at me for eating stuff that tastes good and wants me to eat kale. What kind of monster is that?
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I just thought I would play Devil’s Advocate.
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Yeah, this one was pretty slanted toward food as the winner. Not much of a competition.
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