In case you didn’t know it, I am here to remind you that today is Friday. That means it is time to bail. Time to throw aside your work clothes and put on “Casual Friday” clothes. Time to bail on your diet that you committed to on Jan. 1 and get some pizza instead of the same boring kale rice cakes you’ve been pretending to love this week. Time to bail on all that work you’ve been pretending to do to impress your boss. Time to bail on working at all past noon, which is a tradition around my desk area since before most of your were born. Time to bail on any kind of well thought about bitterness and just throw up some Gif’s for your bitter eyeballs so you don’ t have to read anything today and just look at fools do fool things. Like I said to my son last night, when someone falls it is funny to everyone in the world except the one that fell.
Looks look this guy should have bailed…
…before he woke up this morning.
You know when you Micheal doesn’t like you…
…you’re either Toby or really annoying.
Remember to hang in there sometimes…
…because it might result in an even bitterer moment for your buddy.
Nothing is better than gravity…
…because no matter how hard people try to fight it, they still end up on their rump at the end.
Just remember…
…having the reputation to miss everything gives a great gift in life. No one will ever ask you to do stuff.
Don’t you always…
…get a little tired of being missed all the time?
Apparently this guy…
…doesn’t get tired of missing.
And this guy might be…
…missing his doughnut, but the seagull sure isn’t.
Looks like this cat is missing his home planet though…
…so he’s gonna bail.
It’s about time we put them to work around here…
…dog food isn’t free you know.
Try to bail early and often…
…because Monday is lurking right around the corner.
Because if you get out early enough….
…this could be you the whole weekend.
Whatever you have committed to do this weekend, make sure you find a way to bale. Whether it was to go run errands, or visit a friend or go to a game or go to a restaurant. Make sure you bale early. Because you can disappoint just about anyone, but don’t ever disappoint Netflix. Cause Netflix has always waited around for you.
ARRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter Bailment Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
well, you and your post caught me @ an opportoon time! did that cat really disapear into that flying saucer? that’s scary!
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Yes, that cat disappeared into its alien planet. No wonder cats are so aloof and always acting like we are their servants…
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Not to get you any more bitter, but today I had a day off from work so I was being lazy all day. 😛 Happy Friday!!! *stardust*
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Well that doesn’t give you much to bail from does it.
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Loved the cat! However, I feel the tire may not have missed the hand of the person reaching out of the SUV. Have another weekend, Ben. 😀
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I have to HAND it to you, you were right about that.
And I think the cat thing explains a lot. They really are alien creatures .
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Your right there. Any creature with nine lives, just couldn’t be human! 😀
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And they walk around expecting us to serve them all the time, so clearly they are aliens.
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And another dead giveaway? They come with extra legs and are covered in fur. They look nothing like us at all!
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Yeah, weirdo aliens. Maybe that is why we feed them such bad food.
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I think Disney tried to tip us off to their nefurryous plan to take over our planet year’s ago. They made that 1978 movie, “The Cat From Outer Space”, but because the movie didn’t do so well, no one paid attention. The bottom line? We’ve been infiltrated by millions of feral cats…uh…ALIENS!
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I think Disney leaves all kinds of clues in their movies about how they are going to take over the world. And they like to have duds every once in a while just to show their big plans.
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I’m gonna bail…on a clever comment.
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That’s exactly what I was looking for. You fell into my trap.
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Okay, whatever you say dude!
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That’s right and don’t forget it.
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Haha Happy Friday! I’m at work reading this so you know how I enjoy Fridays. *cheers*
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Though Saturdays are better because you don’t have to sit at work reading it, you can sit on the couch reading it.
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Ok, where do I find a dog that will help with the dishes? I need one ASAP!
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I’m also looking for one that will clean up after his/her own mess, that doesn’t shed and does superhero stuff at night. I’m thinking the Hall of Justice Pet store?
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Okay that picture frame one is horrifying. I won’t be able to sleep now for a week.
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Well at least it will keep you awake for your road trip. Nothing worse than falling asleep at the wheel.
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I wear casual Friday clothes every day! I plan to bale on skiing for obvious reasons.
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Man that would be awesome. I did that a lot in December, but that’s because I wasn’t working.
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There you go! Business on top, party on the bottom. Wait. What? I’m wearing a turtleneck and pajama pants. Ha!
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I would be wearing pajamas and pajama pants, but that’s just me. Unless I had video chat, then it would be suit on top and pajamas.
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