As R.E.M. said, “It’s the end of the Year as we know it, and I feel bitter.” As I do my end of year bitterness reviews, I realize how little I did, and I realize I can do way better next year. And by way better, I mean do way less than I did this year. I’m so disappointed about how much I actually did. I know I can do less next year. Hopefully, you will join me in not doing stuff in 2016, because this world was way too busy last year. Stop having kids, stop being political, stop producing stuff we don’t need, stop making money, so then the little amount I make will seem so much bigger. Here are some desprirational gifs that will make you do less in 2016.
If you keep doing things this year…
…you’ll take a lot of shots…to the um, gut.
You’ll also…
…get into some car accidents…
Then, you’ll…
…get knocked down…
For all the good you do…
…you’ll get nothing but the gas face.
You’ll get…
…the puck knocked out of you…
You won’t get…
…treeted right.
You’ll never seem…
…to get the rubber to hit the road.
You’ll never be able…
…to make any Segway’s to another subject…
Your flights will…
…probably hit the wall.
Your goals will…
..not be vaulted.
Your boss will…
…be screaming at you at some point.
And worst of all…
...someone won’t appreciate one of your bitter puns.
Go ahead and make sure you set all kinds of goals if you want, but I guarantee you will regret all of them, because won’t achieve any of them just like you didn’t last year. So go forth and fail bitterlings!
ARRRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter End of 2015 Ben