I feel like we are all a little out of whack here. And by that I mean all of YOU are out of whack. I’ve noticed that you bums are all busy doing nice things for others, attending parties that you are actually having fun at, and enjoying food other than pizza. And to be honest, here, that just isn’t acceptable. I guess what I’m trying to say is, you should be working a little harder at being miserable about your jobs, the traffic, the snow, the attending of parties etc. You are ignoring your responsibilities of ranting about things, and I’ve got to say I’m bitterly disappointed. It’s time to get your priorities straight and start getting a little more miserable. Kind of like these people:
Like Poor Raiden here…
And this guy who thinks its okay to eat his food…
This guys has his priorities straight…
And this guy’s priorities are right on…
And texting is always more important…
Cause nothing bad could ever happen…
And when they say safety is more important than laughs…
Beware of Cougars…
This kid clearly has his priorities straight…
In Mario, it’s all about reaching the goal…
And this guys knows if he doesn’t get it together….
So if you can’t take the heat…
So I expect you all to go home this weekend, or to a party, to a movie or a mall, and really think about your behavior. Find yourself. Focus more on what kind of disasters you can be, instead of smiling or finding happiness and laughter. We really need to you to prioritize and figure out your inner bitterness. Bitter out!
ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Prioritized Ben
You can try. But I don’t think that will work on her. That was neither the first nor the last of The Glares. Or The Shush’s. Or The “No phones, please!”s. Her bitterness rivals yours. Your Bitter Throne might be in danger of being usurped. Just saying.
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Now that would make me bitter. Getting second place on the Bitter Hierarchy. Though being bitter about it would probably push me over the top.
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I have just been bitterly glared at by the bitter librarian for laughing out loud while reading this.
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Well, if she was looking at the gifs maybe she wouldn’t have been glaring so bad. I’ll have to do one in her(or his) honor next week, so they’ll want to laugh out loud at the library next time.
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You want me to be cold-shouldered by the shiny happy people?
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I hope that I am cold shouldered by them. If you are, I would consider it a compliment.
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Hey, I think I know that cougar. He’s always around teasing the high school football team!
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And she is always dating younger men. Don’t know which is worse.
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Today has been one of my most bitter Fridays so I’ve started the weekend right. However, I am watching Star Wars this Sunday and I don’t think I can be too bitter about that.
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Watching Star Wars can take the bitter edge off. Fridays before Christmas can pretty much be the worst. All these terrible people demanding stuff for Christmas. Can’t wait till it’s all over.
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Sorry Ben, I am just not bitter today. I will try hard to be extra bitter tomorrow.
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Well, if you keep working at it, I’m sure you can become bitter!
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I will work at it Just for you. For my bitter hero. I’ll become the most bittet person in the universe.
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It will be worth all the hard work at the bitter end. Though I can’t talk really, because bitterness comes so naturally to me .
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I enjoy your bitterness far too much – I’ve got some ranting to post later full of Christmas bitterness and troll children 😨
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Can’t wait to hear all about the bitterness.
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I can’t reply – I’m rocking in a corner!
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Running is the only option. Let them fend for themselves!
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Ha! I’m at the stage where I just look at them blankly …….. 😄
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That might work. They might think you are a zombie and run away.
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Good thinking – I’ll do some special effects – like not brushing my hair!
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That would be a great disguise.
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You can always count on me to be bitter. In fact, this blog is making me kind of bitter. I’m insulted that you would think otherwise!
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I’m certainly hoping you are bitter because of this blog today. Glad to see you have your priorities straight.
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You can count on me!
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