I’ve been thrown off kilter this week, because for some reason I decided to take the whole week but Friday off. Getting up for one day of work is exhausting and I think after already 20 minutes of work I have done already, I’m already ready for the weekend. Remind me next time to just retire from work instead, cause this is just brutal. I’ve hear that when you don’t get enough sleep eventually you start to become unhinged. Good thing I have all the napping I do during the day and at home or I would be unstable. Kind of like these people.
This girl can’t even seem to…
…see through glass.
And this guy seems to think…
…that he is a bear.
And this guy seems to think…
…that he is a Beverly Hills Hillbilly.
And this guy seems to think…
…there is an imaginary staircase here.
And this guy seems to think…
…Bro do you even lift?
And this guy seems to think…
…we need more cowbell.
And this kid seems to think…
…that Rudolph needs to get ahead in life.
And this kid seems to think…
…we need to taco bout it.
And this kid seems to think…
…he needs to get all fired up about it.
And this kid seems to think…
…he’s one of the Lords a leaping.
And this kid seems to think…
…he’s one of the Lord’s a diving.
And this kid seems to think…
…he’s the Duke of Fallington.
And these guys…
…just can’t believe any of it.
So make sure you are safe out there, or my kid’s crossing guard will come out slap you on a ruler, or brow beat you until you do. Luckily, she won’t be able to get to me, because I will be spending the weekend contemplating the back of my eyelids on the safety of my couch. (Though I can see her telling me to lay on the couch correctly.)
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitterly Unstable Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
These were very funny – thanks for the smile. By the end of the week, we all need a little smile to get us into the weekend spirit. This is why I started to post Funny Fridays.
Cheers
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I wish I could say that is why I started doing the Friday Giftures, but it was really just me being lazy when I comes to writing things and Giftures are worth a thousand words (or more) but way easier than getting motivated to write something on a Friday.
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20 minutes of work and you’re already tired?! LOL! You used to get tired after 3 minutes Ben! What happened? You’re starting to love your job. Hehe. That bear is creepy. Any bear walking on two feet is creepy to me. Just sayin’….
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Me starting to love my job? You are pretty much dreaming there. But yesterday I could tolerate it because I just had to go through my emails until three, then go to the Christmas party. Though having to talk to people was probably the hardest thing of the day.
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Well, if you had to pick one day, Friday is the best. Everyone here is either in a really good mood or really ready to get the hell outta dodge. Kinda magical!!
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Let me just tell you, I’ve been milking the whole, “Man has it been a long week. I’ve worked like three hours already this week” thing to my co-workers and it has been making them bitter all day.
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You can never have too much cowbell! I love old SNL skits.
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You can never have too many old SNL skits either.
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Thanks to you, I have a new bucket list.
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My bucket list has already been completed. Sit on couch as much as possible.
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I am in awe that you managed to go to work for 1 day – and a Friday! What a crazy idea…
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I know. I thought that it would be a great way to complain to all my co-workers about how I’ve had to work like three hours this week and I’m exhausted. Create a little envy.
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That imaginary staircase gif…I just have one question: HOW?
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I guess he is insane enough to think he really was climbing the stairs…or some really strong abs.
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What you were thinking…taking every day but Friday off. I’m thinking they should just eliminate days off for good because it’s so darn hard going back.
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So I could get to work today and bitterly complain that I had to work so hard this week. Ugh, I’ve had to work like three hours this week.
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Right! You can’t let them forget…I’m here, I’m bitter, get used to it…or at least don’t forget!
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I’ve been pounding it into their heads how long their week has been and how short mine has been.
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Right, always a good idea to make your co workers as bitter as you are.
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I keep trying but these suckers just can’t seem to stop being happy, especially around the holidays. Can’t they see the bitter side of the holidays?
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Yes, as soon as they look over at your cubicle.
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That is the hope.
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