For some reason, around this time of year, fears seem to pop up as an issue. People seems to want to talk about their fear of spiders or ghosts or the dark or cholesterol or the way too upbeatness of SpongeBob. Maybe it’s because Halloween brings the spookiness out of people, or this time of year is way too busy with parties that bring out the inner rage of introverts, that just want to lay on the couch and watch TV instead of going to yet another Halloween party and have talk yet even more words. Since it is so close to Halloween, we will finally address some of those fears in our weekly Bitter Friday Giftures.
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Have a Bitter Halloween, don’t stay safe, always accept apples with razor blades, and make sure you do your best to avoid any parties, people and pumpkins.
ARRRRGGGHHHHH
Bitter Hallowed Eve Eve Ben
I’m a terrible human being for laughing at all the unintended, but painful-looking, hilarity! Thanks Ben!
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Nope, just another in the long line of people who love to laugh at other’s misfortunes. They did it all the way back in the cave days and even in the Bob Saget days of the early nineties. I’m just glad people still fall these days just like they did back then.
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Lol – it’s really just how funny it looks & not laughing at misfortune – unless they got what was coming to them… Cheers!
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Let’s just say if it happened to me, I would hope someone was filming so I could include it on my blog. My son was riding his bike and fell and I had it on my phone. He kept getting mad at me that I was going to show it and unfortunately for me, it got erased, but I was that close to putting it on Youtube and getting famous for it. I’m the worst dad sometimes.
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Lol – and, of course, surviving it without terrible consequences makes it even funnier! I have certainly been in the same place as a mom with my son. He’d get so mad at me, increasing the hilarity, of course, but also, trying to walk that tightrope of wanting to be sensitive; and not helping guffawing…
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I just figure life is hard and isn’t fair, so teach them young. You might end up as a viral video forever, but think about how many people you will meet right? And, hey you fell down on your bike, but you got right back up right?
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lol – yep!
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You have no idea how hard it is to find a decent costume for a cat to wear to those parties without looking slutty.
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I know. I just slam on the latest Disney costumer my wife gets me and don’t wear make up and I’m good to go.
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I can’t help but think that that dog following the other, but failing to clear the bush is a metaphor for a lot of people in this world. What that metaphor means, now that’s up for discussion. Great images. Love your humor.
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That is exactly what I took out of the dog not being able to jump the bush. It had with goals and reaching for the sky and concentration…actually I just posted it because it was funny.
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I’m afraid of short people who wear costumes. I took my kids to a Halloween part today and hid in the bathroom the entire time.
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Man, talk about an awesome party. One in which you don’t have to talk to people? I wish there were more parties like that.
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Reblogged this on Contrafactual and commented:
Hilarious …
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I have just one word for this. OWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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If you happen to make it onto my Friday Giftures, it was probably because someone recorded you getting hurt.
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Fear of water that is not deep enough, can certainly put people on ice!
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Ice see what you mean!
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LOL! 😀
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I’m a bit of a punist.
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LOL, A bit! 😀
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Holy crap, that duck + ducklings GIF is the craziest thing I’ve seen in a bit. Made my hairs stand on end with the anxiety 😛
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There is a fine line between brave and stupid and I think that fact that they lived makes them brave, but if they got run over, stupid.
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I’m afraid I’ll never be as funny as you. Those videos are great!
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Well, as you know I do all my short gif films myself, so you can be assured that none of them were stolen from Google or anywhere else like that.
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I LOVE YOUR STUFF BEN!!! You are not just a good writer – but where do you find all those fantastic mini-clip videos – this one was soooo go I have shared it with everyone!! Keep up the great fun/funny stuff – oh, and thanx for my morning giggle (ok – busted out belly laugh)!!
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Finally someone understands the mad genius behind the bitterness! I do the gifs every Friday, so if you love those come back every Friday. And thanks for sharing. If you want to share with all your bloggy friends, just reblog it!
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Fear of faking enthusiasm when looking at all the mediocre costumes!
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That is freaking scary. Even faking enthusiasm for really good or bad ones.
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OMG I cannot stop watching that gif of the guy falling down the slide!
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It is really relaxing to watch people fail over and over again.
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I have so many things to do on Halloween and I’m already fearing long bouts of conversation. Oh Ben, what did I ever do to get so many friends???!!
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You did the opposite of what I do. I have whatever the minimum requirements of friends are. The problem for me is my wife actually has friends so I get dragged along to these things. Women and their friends. I swear.
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My husband always complains about how after we get married he’s ‘not allowed’ to have any friends because of me. The truth is, I think he likes people even less than I do.
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That’s why me and him are buddies. Because we actually can’t stand people, including each other.
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That’s right! BFFs!!
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Bitter Friends For Never I like to call them.
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BFFN!!!
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