This week we made the transition from summer to fall. On the calendar maybe. In my mind summer was over looong ago. For some reason the sun and the moon seem to think they are in charge of the changing of the seasons, but they have been overtaken. You know who makes the decisions on when the seasons change? People. Perception.
And you know how different every single person thinks. Some say the moment school starts, others say the first moment they see package of candy that has Halloween on it, others might say its when they have to first wear long sleeves. Other measure it by when football starts. This is why the seasons have such a hard time making transitions. Speaking of bad transitions, here are the bitterest gifs of the week.
Whoops..
So this weekend we need to get our chores done…
And when people ask you to do something…
Maybe try something new…
Speaking of pizza…
Maybe after that we can have some cake…
Then we can go to a football game…
Before we go out though…
We need to get our…
Slide into something..
Then we need to hop in…
So we can finally go out…
So as we poorly transition to fall, and see the light quickly fade to the dark, let’s get bitter that we are just one more day closer to winter, where we will experience the same old dark, non ending snow stories, the depression of January’s resolutions and February’s Valentines nightmares.
ARRRRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Ben better transitions than in a Junior High
… or, if we live in the southern hemisphere like I do, we transition to spring and summer! Yay! Transitioning to sunny skies and warm weather … and 45 degree (C) heatwaves, malfunctioning air-conditioning, over-crowded beaches, nightmarish Christmas shopping (and it will be cold and rain on Christmas despite the heatwave), everyone watching the cricket all the time on all available TVs, and finally the unrivaled horror that is Valentine’s day (which was on your list, but I really don’t like it and want to be bitter about it too) … Yay …
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Wow, I would be nice if some people were so lucky. Maybe I need spend half the year there and half here. So I can be less bitter…or the opposite if I want to be more bitter.
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Ughhhhhhhhh WINTER IS COMING. VALENTINE’S DAY IS COMING. And we are not happy about it.
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I look to dread times that are a long ways away.
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Me too
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FANTASTIC GIFS! 👍😂❤💋
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Thanks, they were really fun to steal from the internet!
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Awesome sauce! 😆 👍 You’re such a good criminal! 😘
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I’m more of a non confrontational thief of intellectual property. I bet you can’t wait for the book series I’m gonna plagiarize from J.k. Rowling called Harry Potter.
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Lolololol! 😅 👍 You’re right. I cannot wait to see that!
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It’ll be a 7 book series in which 8 movies will be made out of them. And I will become a billionaire and live in a castle.
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Haha! 😉 you rock!
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Wow. I need a drone…never thought of it as a leaf blower!!!! Good thing you can’t blow my glitter away, muahahahaa!
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I won’t blow your glitter away, just scatter it places like your carpet and keyboard that you will never be able to remove.
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The shinier, the better! 😁
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The shinier the bitter! The bitter the glitter!
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Stop! You’re too much!!!! 😛 LOLZ
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I’m way too much. Correct.
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Wow, this blog was so deep…perception makes the season’s change…yeah man, I’m going to have to contemplate that…like maybe instead of working today…like maybe I should say that I need the day off because I have to contemplate how people’s perception makes for seasonal modification man…
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I love to be really philosophical while providing you with idiots doing idiot things.
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You’ve made an entire blog of it.
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At least an every Friday post anyways.
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No, really the entire blog.
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Okay, the entire blog. But I don’t always do gifs. Sometimes I do pictures that don’t move.
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Pictures that don’t move? You mean they still make those?
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Yeah, and they are even in black and white.
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No!
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I know it’s a little shocking.
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No words..
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That seems unlikely from you…
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…..
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See how many dots you just said there?
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I know. It was downright philosophical.
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And so many words! You always have so many words to say.
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