I’m not a competitive person at all which is great, but my son is, so every time I go to the car, I’m in an Amazing Race for my life with my son. If I was a competitive person, I would be devastated all the time, because I don’t think I’ve beat him in a race since 2006 (he was born in 2007). In life, when there is a winner, that means there is always going to be a loser. In my life, I guess that is always me. But believe you me, there is no grace or civility when I lose. I’m no sore loser either. I’m a bitter loser. Just like some of the following people.
In the race between waterfall and the skier…
…skier didn’t even have a chance.
In this motorcycle fight…
…everyone lost.
In this boxing match between this girl and her shadow…
…she just couldn’t lose the shadow.
Parkour was winning for a while…
…until the last round, when mailbox landed the knockout punch.
The Amazing Race around the world starts…
…never mind. It’s cancelled.
In the curious case of Man vs. Hamburger…
…cow wins by a foot.
In the motorcycle vs. purse snatcher…
…it was a landslide.
Though when in competition with a car…
…this motorcycle went down.
Can you take out the trash?….
…that’s a bunch of garbage.
In this game of catch…
…the winner was laziness.
In this game of ping pong…
…luck was the winner.
Ummm….
…no winners in this one.
Ultimately we will all fail, because according to Nike, or Vince Lombardi or some other freaking so called “genius”, “Second place is first loser.” Good thing because I usually come in last place. So I’m the last loser. And that just gives me more time to be bitter about it on the couch while you losers are out there competing.
ARRRRRGGGGHHHH
Bitter Loser Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I am sure some of these left bruises especially the mailbox.
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Yeah, I’m sure the shadow left a bit of a bruise on that little kid too.
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The baby and the shadow killed me haha.
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The shadow was having a fun time messing with that kid wasn’t it?
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killed me too, especially when she rolled on the floor cause she couldn’t take it anymore 🙂
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That is how I get everyday around 3 pm.
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Yup. Classic. 😃
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I love your blog. Ah-mazing 🙂 its everything i want in one place haha good stuff!
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Yeah, it’s pretty much an all you can bitter buffet.
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The girl and her shadow, priceless – bitterly priceless! 🙂
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Yes, that girl will never defeat the shadow…
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That pesky shadow, though!
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I know. Who knew it could be such a powerful enemy?
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Do another video Ben! I’m dying for one! 😘
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I will. Just need to come up with some ideas and such. So you’ve seen all of them? I have some older ones too if you are jonesing for some right now.
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Ooooh you have more than just the one?! How do I find them? You’re so cute with your deadpan nature!
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You can find them on my YouTube channel or on my blog under the Bitter Videos. There is my original one I did with another blogger and then there were the bloopers.
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Oh awesome sauce! 😆 👍
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Thanks for being such a fan of my videos. I finally have a good reason to do more.
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Dude, you had me at the first one! Lol! Now if people would stop commenting on my blog for a moment I could break away to watch some more! 😘
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I know right? I guess you will stop having to have such compelling posts, so people will just leave you alone.
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Haha! I need to just go into radio silence…. Full retreat!
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Yep, go for it.
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The girl in the trash bag and the lazy dog were lol funny. Losing is a matter of perspective, without it there wouldn’t be all this winning humor!
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Yeah, losing to your son who is so much younger in races all the time though…hard to handle. 🙂
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Ha ha1 Hilarious Ben! I am always the loser as well.
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It’s much less pressure and way less work to be a loser than a winner. I mean winners have to keep working if they want to win all the time.
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Yes, if you are a winner you are always striving to achieve more, no-one expects anything from a loser!!!
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Right? How has the time to be a winner when there is TV that needs to be watched?
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Well yes exactly! 🙂
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The gifs. I’d forgotten your talent in acquiring and assembling them. Dying.
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So much so that I’ve thought about starting my own gif company. In which I film 4 second videos of people doing stupid things.
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Well, if you’re going to lose, last is the place to be, you know, so no one can beat you at losing. And always remember, in bitterness you are always number one.
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I think there is probably someone out there that is slightly more bitter, just to make me even more bitter. But I don’t think they’ve blogged about it as much as me.
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That would probably be my grandfather but he’s dead now. When you get older you will probably be even more bitter than he was.
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And I’m sure he never blogged about it more than once or twice.
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Yes, my grandfather was always doing the blogging, and the FB and the Twitter and Instagram. You know how grandparents are.
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Yeah, very tech savvy. My grandma was always sending me tweets.
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I know, it’s like, get off the Instagram Grandpa!! Your grandson wants to get on the computer to his schoolwork!
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Grams was always like you dumb kids get off of my lawn and internet, cause I’m trying to watch some YouTube and live stream the Oscars and watch the Bachelor.
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Right? And grandpa was like “I’m totes trying to message by BFF and IDK when I’m going to be done LOL.
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And he’s always talking about his bae.
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Don’t even get me started on his bae!!
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Yeah they can get so annoying with their PDA.
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Don’t get me started.
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Too late for that. I specialize in starting things.
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No you don’t! You specialize in lying on your couch and never starting anything.
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Wait, you think that just because I’m laying on the couch I can’t start something? I can incense a kid, anger a wife, start up an online fight all from sitting on my couch. Oh and order a pizza.
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You’re right…and I didn’t think it was possible to underestimate you.
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You know me. I always have a different annoying angle. Just like you stated before.
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being shadowed??? that was cute as hell…lol
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I’m afraid she was fighting a losing battle there. What she didn’t know was that her shadows nemesis was right inside. It’s called the dark.
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and camera person was certainly enjoying the show…
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So if they are the parent and can let them go on like that, it’s certainly okay for us to laugh at them.
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yep…
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