Sometimes when you get trapped (in your cubicle, or in a store) there are only two things you can do. You can Fight for Your Right to Party, or you can join the Flight Club, but just remember the first rule about the Flight Club. Do not talk about the Flight Club. Second rule, do not talk about the Flight Club. And by the way, don’t see a movie called the Fight Club starring Brad Pitt. It is a blatant copy of the original movie Flight Club starring Brad Bitt..er. This weekend, don’t get trapped in your cubicle, or in a store. Fly on over and check out the Friday Giftures of the Week.
Ummm there’s bacon right there dude…
…no flight should be involved here.
I’m gonna go ahead and say…
…you should have put on your wings for this flight ladies.
If you don’t fly this coop soon…
…you’re gonna get fired.
The best way to avoid getting trapped…
…is to not monkey around.
Spiderman, Spiderman…
…does whatever a Spider can.
When taking flight…
…make sure you avoid catastrophies.
Flight in the white…
…makes for quite a fright in the night.
When someone asks how strong you are…
…flex your arm and say, “The beach is that way.”
And always have the courage…
…to leave them hanging.
When you are trying to fly…
…make sure you give them the face.
Let’s just not…
…talk about this one.
Ummm….
…yeah. That’s a moose.
So there you have it. The weekend is upon us. We have a decision to make. Do we continue to fly by the seat of our pants or do we fight the power, fight the powers that be? Just make sure not to fight against the power too much, because losing power makes watching TV and playing video games a lot harder.
ARRRRRGGGGHHHH
Bitter Flight or Fight Ben
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Can’t fight the power. Don’t want to risk not being able to watch TV…
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And if there is no TV to watch there is no will to live.
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I am in tears from laughing at these gifs. Great choices!
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I particularly liked the Common dis of Oprah. Oh my gosh, the queen was dissed! I think she probably had him offed by Gail for that.
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That’s probably true. Gail would do anything for Oprah, which is why Oprah still hadn’t married Stedman.
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I’ve always thought that about her. She loves Gail more than Steadman. He is just her beard.
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Cannot get much more Canadian than that last one short of having maple syrup poutine slide across the dash and hit a cod
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And it was hit by a hockey stick.
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I cannot get enough of these gif posts!
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They are the easiest thing I do all week so thankfully someone likes them!
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I once thought I got locked in my cubicle. Then I realized that there was a big opening behind me.
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I hate when I don’t see the opening, but when you are bitter you often times don’t see any kind of positive things like how to get out of something simple.
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Yes, especially when the mail cart is in front of it.
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You should probably just throw the mail cart out, because mail is just getting in your way.
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I actually threw out the guy who was sorting the mail. Was that a bad thing?
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Yeah, probably a federal offense since he’s called a mail carrier.
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Going postal…heh, heh!
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You’re the reason they invented going postal.
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But I’m not a mailman.
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But you kicked one out. So you are kicking postal out.
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LOL, love the moose .gif. #Canada.
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The scenery in Canada is so much better. How you could you not love seeing a moose running and slipping on a highway anywhere else in the world?
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