It’s pretty clear I’m not famous, which is fine, because who wants to be hassled with having people around ALL. THE. TIME.? I’m sure there are some perks to being famous, like being able to yell at assistants, show up late to stuff, pout in your trailer and appear in magazines as a complete tool, then make up really fake apologies that appease your loyal fans. These are the pretty awesome perks, but I think the best one is the fact that you can accumulate wealth, so you can then spend it all and more!
I mean how famous are you really if you don’t have 80 cars, four homes and all kinds of entourage you can pay for doing nothing. Well, Allen Iverson, Donald Trump and 50 Cent(perhaps he spend way more than that) and MC Hammer have proven that they are the best of the best when it comes to being famous. They have declared bankruptcy. Micheal Scott show us how:
I want to declare it too.
This is why I’m not famous. And this is why I’m not rich. Because I just don’t like standing up in front of people and talking, let alone yelling. Ugggh.
AARRRRGGGGHHHH
Bitter Not So Bankrupt Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I am so bitterly resentful of people who declare bankruptcy–like, you can owe so many people a TON of money and just get a free pass?!?! WTF?? Like, “Oops, my bad! Clean slate please!” So unfair.
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Yeah, I keep reading about these NBA guys, Allen Iverson, Antoine Walker that made over $100 mill career wise and they are broke and it makes me so bitter I can’t even…
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Ughhhhhhh seriously
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They are the worst. Too bad I like basketball, even though it destroyed my knees, back and ankles. Stupid exercise.
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Exercise is the devil
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Jeopardy answer: The Devil. Jeopardy question: What is exercise? We might be the only ones to get that one right.
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hahahahah!!!
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Literally my fave! This is one of the best episodes ever!
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Probably because it just made me mad, so I just spit it out there. And because I haven’t done it myself yet.
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Why would one want to be anything for anybody is the question.
To be or not to be… It’s just a choice; for oneself.
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You are so right!
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🙂
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I agree with you. And yet…
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I know. Standing in front of people to declare things is the worst….
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I just read that 50 Cent is claiming to be broke so that he wont have to pay some sort of legally incurred fine. So maybe you are more like 50 Cent than you thought.
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Of course. It just seems to me that they go bankrupt because that is what all the other celebrities are doing.
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How are you doing in the moral bankruptcy department?
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Already bankrupt in that department. Thankfully I won’t have to repay any debts for that now.
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Way to go, Ben. We’re proud of you for refusing fame and fortune. :@)
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I refuse fame definitely. But I wouldn’t turn down fortune if it happened to involve no work on my part.
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A man after my own heart, and possibly my cash! 😀
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I feel like the lottery people should be delivering my cash in person anytime now…
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They’re probably delayed as a result of my was signing for it. I told them I’d get it to you.
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That’s cool. I can wait. On the couch.
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LOL
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Couch to bitter K.
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But are you bitter about not being rich and famous? And not being bankrupt?
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I’m bitter because I haven’t yet had the opportunity to declare, “Bankruptcyyyyyyy!”
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Wait a minute…you’re not famous. Oh yeah, you’re right. I kind of don’t feel like talking to you any more.
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Your life will be so much more enriched if you don’t. But why would you want your life to be enriched?
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I don’t know. You’re the one that brought it up.
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Just giving you your options.
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