This world needs less junk. Between the junk emails, junk mail littering our mailboxes, and the junk that is wandering around on practically every website ever, a big volcano is going to erupt someday and give us all papercuts. And you know how painful they are. I watched Hoarders last night against my will (the only way I will ever watch that show) and there are just no words to describe how bitter people make me when they seriously can’t get rid of a pillow or a piece of paper or even an old receipt for a Slurpee. Stuff you would never need. So maybe I have left a lot of junky posts over the years, but I’m sure the internet sweeper will soon be around to clean that up. I may never become a hoarder of things, but I have become a bit of hoarder of words, so when you read, you probably see way too many words I should have discarded. So I’m going to have a garage sale of words. Feel free to give me your best offer.
Speaking of junk…
Sometimes you have to get creative…
When huge spiders are around…
Thank goodness for gutters in the streets…
Sometimes the sky tires of all the junk they have…
Sometimes when Elmo has a bad day…
Sometimes when floors get old…
Another way of eliminating some of your excessive stress..
Though it does seem excessive…
There’s not a whole lot of room left to throw away stuff on earth…
We all have need of getting rid of junk in our lives…
And for some….
Regardless of who you are, there is some junk you need to get rid of. For some, it is your hoarding of products. For others, it is the excessive brain cells that need to be taken out. For me, it is all that excessive energy that needs to be put on lock. So don’t expect me to make any sudden movements this weekend. And by that I mean, I will be on the couch if you need me. But don’t need me.
ARRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Junky Ben
So many fabulous gifs, it’s like Christmas!
Thanks for joining in with the weekend blog hop!
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Yeah, every Friday. So many I had to pay more money for space since I have so many. It was fun to join the blog weekend!
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If anyone is throwing out excessive brain cells, I could use a few. Trade you for excessive cat hair (cats not included). I might be persuaded to throw in some junk from under the bathroom sink as a bonus.
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You can have all my excessive brain cells. It’s not like I am using them. But no way I’m trading for cat hairs or hair at all. I can’t stand hair (even my head is kind of allergic to it).
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Seriously. That spider one is spot on. They’re horrible!
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Some spiders don’t scare me, but I would go that far if it was a huge poisonous one.
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Haha for me it’s all spiders, but I suppose I wouldn’t burn the world down if it was just a tiny spider.
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Yeah, maybe just burn a house down. Especially if it was a house of one of your neighbors you didn’t like. HEY, THERE WAS A SPIDER! I HAD TO SAVE YOU FROM THE SPIDER!
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Haha no one could argue with me then!
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And a good way to get rid of neighbors.
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ahahahah! YES! Good riddance to all the junk! Which in my case lately has been primarily the people in my life. BUH-BYE. (And the spider thing is so true–as are all of them).
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Yeah, the earth needs to be blown up so we can get rid of these jerks you’ve met lately. Just send a few cool bloggers up there and we’re good. As long as the internet was up so we didn’t have to speak to each in person.
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Reblogged this on awesomeastic and commented:
THIS IS HILARIOUS!
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You forgot to mention Comcast, for making watching those gifs a slow and impossible death via junk connection.
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Stupid Comcast. They are junk from top to bottom. Because clearly they don’t care. Their customer service is the worst and once they get their claws in you, they won’t ever let you cancel. But the worst of all, is they won’t play those gifs faster.
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Ooooh my tummy hurts from simultaneously laughing AND cringing at those gifs!
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The first one is the one that makes me cringe the most, because that has happened before in multiple different ways. UGGGGHHH.
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Oooof! Yikes!
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Though it can’t be more painful that the things women do. Give birth, get adrenaline shots, etc.
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Hahaha! True!
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That show makes me crazy [crazier?]. Both knowing that people are hoarders like that + the way the series manipulates these hoarding people. It’s just all so wrong. And icky.
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Yes, it is insane to me that they take these people who are clearly mentally ill that actually need counselling more than anything and force them to get rid of stuff that you and I know they need to get rid of but clearly their mind isn’t right enough to get them to. It is truly a horrifically insane thing to watch.
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Nice. The kid with the frisbee-thing and the guy on the trampoline both told their buddies : I meant for it to happen that way.
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Just like I say I meant to come back to work after lunch but my car steering lead me back home.
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Been there.
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My car should be doing that more often.
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There has got to be an app for that.
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If not, I better invent one.
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You know, you never know when you might need to return that Slurpee!
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Especially one that you got at 7-11 on 7-11 for free.
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I missed the deadline!! I was so upset!
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Yeah we did too, but we decided to actually buy them like adults. This even allowed us to get a bigger size that allowed us to drink more of a thimble’s worth of Slurpee.
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I’m far too cheap but I had to give my kids an IOU. Hopefully they will forget.
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Maybe you should have given 7-11 an IOU instead.
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Nah…
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